MOCK IS OVER... And the big deal is?

Mock is officially over (don't asked... it's fucked) but doesn't seem to make much difference, only this time, we don't get to go home early.. Damn... Ah well, same shit different day. At last I can get my UNINTERRUPTED sleep. The past few days, my frolicking in Dreamland always gets cut short by a phone call from Michi or Brandon. And when I'm about to literally eat them up alive through the phone for waking me up, I remember that it was me who requested for wake up calls from them. *sigh* Useless also! Waste of perfectly good sleeping time. If I knew that my results were going to be shit anyway, I might as well just sleep hor. Haih... Ah well, tomorrow's going to be hell of a long day. I can just predict what's going to happen and I can tell you, it's not going to be good. Nothing good ever happens after exams. I'm going to get fucked so badly that I'll have to walk with my legs a metre apart or worst, not be able to walk at all! *gasp* I'm methaphorically speaking. I'm not really going to get fucked/sexed (is it possible to use this word in the context? *shrug*) by teachers la........................................
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I hope *shivers at the thought of literally getting fucked by teachers*. Disgusting la.

To Those Who Didn't Get My Joke... a.k.a. Kun and Boogielun

Haih... Well... everyone expects rappers to be black, but who would know the world's best selling and famous rapper would be white (EMINEM). On the other hand, golf has always been known as a white man's game and who's the best golfer people know? It's a black man (TIGER WOODS). So there you go...

NATIONAL DISASTER... BRANDON IS DEPRESSED... LOL...

"Woe betide; Woe is me, I am woe. Alas, that one so great and mighty should end up like this." - Brandon, 2005

The world is officially crazy. The world's best rapper is white, and the world's best golfer is black, and the "world's" best student is giving up (or so he says). Brandon Sia has officially gone crazy.

List of people he has let down... it includes his fans.

Kolien this boy... he's so worried the next time GLee talks about his report card, it won't be a straight line of A1s and A2s. The line down is going to be crooked now.

Oi... all of you go comfort him la. He needs more people to tell him he's the best *gag*, he's sooo smart *gag* and his results are going to be great *gag*. I'm bored. Humour me ;)

My Dog Farted... LOL...

LOL.... something funny happened just now. I don't know if it's just me (I'm easily amused) but I found it hilarious.

OK... I just got home so I went to the TV room to look for my dad, and as usual he was planted on the lazy chair watching football and trying not to fall asleep. So I lay down on the couch next to my dog, Kobert and started rubbing his tummy. All of a sudden I heard "Pooottt... Pffff" and I literally jumped off the couch. I looked at my dad and he shrugged and said it wasn't him. I looked at Kobert and I caught a whiff of something and then it struck me. MY DOG JUST FARTED. I turned to him and while laughing, I started calling him names like Sicko, Farter and kept poking him and lazily, Kobert looked at me and if you look properly, there was definitely mockery in his eyes (yea yea, I'm crazy, I talk to my dogs, is there a problem? screw you and have a nice day). Evil dog... but nonetheless, cracked me up real good. LOL...

ARGH....

Hurrumph... my blog's a little screwed up now ler. How how how do I keep my previous posts from splitting up!?! Anyone that can figure that out for me, leave a comment or something k?! I got a strong feeling that it's going to be Kun. Hehe... Oh yea, Kun, I changed my skin back because the last one was too dark and the fonts were shit small. All this HTML rubbish is giving me a headache... *grumble grumble* Also, I'll re-link everyone. So much hard work *BaRgggHHhH*

Oh yea, HAPPY BELATED 16 only BIRTHDAY to ANDREW LEONG KAI SOMETHING @ ANDELU @ BIG HEAD @ NOISY AND IRRITATING @ BIG NOSE... LITERALLY @ LITTLE BOY @ HUNNY. LOL.. just trying to annoy him. *HUGS* All the best sweety pies.

It's My Birthday (yea yea... I know... si ai bin la, thick skin yadi yadi yada...)

Anyway, I haven't been blogging for ages so I just want to apologize for that (especially to Brandon, who I bet has lost his purpose of going online). Hehe... Anyway, today is a special day, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND NOTHING YOU SAY IS GOING TO RUIN IT. LOL...

Anyway, I just wanted to say a HUGE, GARGANTUAN, BIG, SIZE OF ME (like I said, nothing's going to ruin my day, so what if I'm big, fat, plump, chubby, obese, huge etc etc... at least I'm happy ((((:), THANK YOU to everyone, and I will actually name you all :)

Firstly, for the birthday SMSs, Prisca, Tingang, Ben Law, Julie, Cikgu Lily Chai @ Gorgeous, Lily, Jon Pau, Kenny, Hanna, Macha, Owen, Grace, Diananasaur, Paul, Davin and Serena. If I've forgotten to add you in, so so so so so sorry and tell me k? Hehe.. *HUGS* to everyoneeee!!!

Secondly, those who msged me online, Huiz, Vicky, Chris Chien, Ying, Jiat, Cherie, Bryan @ Boogielun, Andrew @ Andelu, Karen, Justin the Dustbin, Jilin, Sime, Gazza, Angie, Desmonk and Lik Hui with his super cool design. Again, if I've forgotten all about you, super sorry. *HUG*

For phone calls, Winnie, Jackee, Chien, Yangers, Michi, Jacob, Brandon Sia Ka Poh (amazing, simply amazing), Tajangjingjangjang and Eric. Hehe... Thanks to all of you, and yes again, if I forgot all about you, so sorry!

Those who sent me testismonials, Davin and Sean Wong @ Sexy, and messaged me on friendster, Sashi and Ken. Thanks to you people.

Those that gave me birthday hugs.. LOL... Vicky, Nana, Davin, Mich, Chien, Shin, Louis, Ray, Tingang, Owen CJ, Julie, Sally, Dennis, Kenny, Albert, Grace, Owen, Grace, Ronny, Hansen, and Yangers and Daniel. I had a great time ;)))

There you go, a list of people to thank! I'm sure 90% if these people don't read my blog, but oh well... Hehe...

Anywayyyyy... PRESENTS. LOL... Who in this world DOESN'T love presents? I know I do. Hahahaha... I tell you, if someone asks you what you want for your birthday or any other day, and you say something along the lines of, No la... no need, or It's ok ler, or even all I want is your friendship/love/company etc (Mich, Diana, Sere, doesn't this sound familiar??? *wink*), you are officially a LIAR! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT STATE OF MIND DOESN'T WANT PRESENTS? LOL...

These are the few presents I got. Hehe...

Thanks to Louis, Chien, Shin, Grace, Owen and Hua Wee for this! Haha... you have no idea how I least expected to receive this. I like it :) thanks to you guys again!

And a nice potrait of me, courtesy of Louis.

Books books books! Hehe... from Vicky, Ray and Taj. Thanks people! Yes, I have and addiction with Spongebob.

Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B. CD from Mich! Thanks babe... You know I love it. Hehe...

Last but not least, a card from Kenny, Albert and Daniel!! There's a badge for em to cut out and stick on me and on the other side of the badge, it says sthin like 'Dear Mr Taxi man please take me to insert destination here ) Hehe..

For my birthday, just had dinner at Jumbo Seafood @ RH Plaza, behind Little Saigon, and headed to Atlantis after that for karaoke. Hehe... seemed like everyone had a blast! Well, it's way pass 12 already which means SOPHIA'S DAY is over therefore ending all the special treatment and all attention on me. Hehe... *sigh* feels great to have one day where everything is about you you and only you doesn't it? Hehe... 365 days to go to my next birthday! LOL...

At last, thanks to all of you for tonight, you know who you are. Hope dinner was good. Special thanks to Vicky, Nana, Yangers and Daniel.

LOVE ALL OF YOUUUUUU!!!