M.I.A.

I have been missing in action these few days. Just getting plain lazy to blog. Well, I guess luck isn't on my side. Had funky stomach on Monday and didn't go to school. Didn't want to risk having to bomb the school toilet. So after school, Mich called me and said Brandon wanted to go McDonalds for dinner so that night the three of us went and met up wif Jason Lim. Couldn't take it so had a McFlurry! Should have listened to Brandon and skip it but oh well. So today, it got even worst! Couldn't sleep at all this morning (sucks), so followed my brother and my nanny to Kenyalang to WATCH them eat Laksa. Haih... felt so sad. Something interesting happened at Kenyalang. There was this middle aged man sitting about 2 tables behind us and apparently he has an imaginary friend! He kept talking to the air next to him but the weird part is that he was acting like as if there really was somebody there. If my view of him wasn't clear, I would have thought there was someone sitting with him. He kept offering his "friend" his food and was so engrossed in the conversation. So I nudged my brother and he whacked me in the head and told me to stop staring. Jeez... I just wanted him to take a look only. So the man finally got up and walked away still talking to his "friend". Cool ey? Couldn't take any pictures nor videos because some old man was facing directly at me so there wasn't any way for me to do it discreetly.

I did something very bitchy to Mich just now. She told me she didn't want to go to tuition because she wanted to sleep so I called her brother to inform him and proceeded on to calling her mum. I pretended I couldn't get through Mich's phone and she asked me what was up so I told her I wanted to know how Mich was going to tuition later. So apparently, Mich's sweet dreams were interrupted when her mum called her to ask her how she was going to tuition. Hehe.. felt bad in the end so I bought Mich her bubble green from Red Tea Road.

Oh yea, KUN FINALLY SHAVED HIS MOUSTACHE OFF!!!

BEFORE

Kun aka Hairy Ah Pek

AFTER

Kun aka Hensum Boy

He looks so much cleaner now!! Oh yea... I saw this picture on the white board in tuition and apparently it's been there for a while now. Can someone please enlighten me and tell me what it is. I can't seem to figure it out.

Foreign picture

If you asked me, I would think its a taugeh!

picture has not been altered in anyway. that's what you see on the board.

Anyway, that's the most interesting thing I can come up with. Until next time...

I'm BacKkK

LOL... I realised I haven't been blogging for a freaking long time! Anyway, what happened this few days ah? Oh yea... English Oral. I think I'm going to fail it. Hehe... I only found what I was going to talk about like... 5 minutes before it was my turn. I just flipped the newspaper and picked a topic and the only article I managed to find was something to do with depression in Hong Kong. So in I went and started telling the examiners about it and I guess it was a little too short because they started asking me questions.

Examiner: So have you ever been to Hong Kong?

Me: (Thinking: Never in my whole entire life.) Oh yes, some time last year. It's a very interesting place.

Examiner: When you were there, did you hear of or see any suicide cases?

Me: (Thinking: How would I know, I've never been there.) Well, lets just say, if you were to flip
through the Chinese newspapers, you would find that it happens about once every 3 days.

Examiner: *looking very surprised and obviously didn't have a clue about that situation in Hong Kong either* Oh is it? That's pretty bad.

Me: (Thinking: Is it?) Yea, but the government is starting to acknowledge depression as a growing problem that will affect the growth of the country if it is not taken care of. (Thinking: What the hell am I talking about?)

Examiner: *looking very impressed* Interesting... Well, thank you very much you may go now.

Me: (Thinking: Thank God!) Thank you very much.

That's about it. I swear I didn't know what I was talking about either. Hehe... Well, the group presentation went pretty fine. We were talking about 'Choosing a Pet (?)'. Went home at lunch (cost me 5 demerit points but oh well) and instead of sleeping, which I wanted to, I ended up watching Madagascar again (thanks to Kaobin and Brandon). Hilarious I tell you. Especially the lemurs. Damn smart aleck. Hehe... Oh oh oh... I got a new wireless keyboard and mouse! Well, more of my brother got me a new wireless keyboard and mouse. I didn't think it was practical at all but oh well, never bite the hands that feed you.

The keyboard

Look, no wires!

The receiver and the mouse

Apparently, when the mouse or keyboard is in use, the light on the receiver keeps blinking. So annoying. If you stared at it long enough, you'll probably get an epileptic fit.

Fast forward to Tuesday, can't think of anything to say. Went to tuition. Mich ditched me so it was only Kirk, Stacy, Pei Sze and I. Was damn bored so I started drawing Kirk.

Bryant 'Kirk' Albuquerque

Aged 3

Bryant 'Kirk' Albuquerque

Aged 17, when he wakes up

Don't worry, Kirk doesn't look like that in real life. It's just that he was talking while I was drawing him so it turned out pretty weird. Hehe... I then proceeded to drawing Cikgu Lily because she kept pestering to do my work. It was sooo obvious she wanted me to draw her or she wouldn't pay so much attention to me *wink*. So thought I'll draw her cartoon style on the whiteboard.

Cikgu Lily complete with ring on finger, bracelets and even shoes

I reckon she looked good in here. She claimed I should have given her a hourglass figure instead.

So I guess that was about what I did in tuition. A little bit of work and a lot of drawing. I didn't go to school on Wednesday because something happened (lazy to tell the story). Since I didn't do much at tuition the day before, I thought I'll go again today. Today was Kun, Dex, Steve, Crab and Chiang. When I got there, boy was I wrong. I did LESS work than the day before. With all the opera-ing (refer to Cikgu Lily's Blog for more information on Il Divo and Animal Divo aka Stib and Crab), teaching Chiang to play Canon in D and drawing Kun! Hehe...

Kelvin 'Kun' Chai (note the furry ears *wink*)

I swear if you looked pass the ugly lips and the retarded eyes, it does bear some resemblance to the real Kun.

So to be fair, I let Kun draw me in any form he wanted. Anyway, Crab scared Kun shitless when he went to toilet. Crab was hiding outside waiting for him and Chiang and I were at piano when all of a suddenly we heard a 'WAHH..!' and laughter which was followed with a 'Bastard la you!' and more laughter. Hehe... Kun is scared of Amityville. Hehe...

Me.. err... with a voluptuous figure (?) by Kun

So after tuition, we all went to eat at Sekama. Crab and Dex both drove. Goodness, so Crab drove Dex's manual pick-up and Dex drove Crab's funny Mercedes. Apparently Crab scared the shit out of Kun and Chiang because he's gear shifting wasn't smooth. Hehe... quite funny. So I guess that's about it.

WAIT... I HEARD CIKGU CHARLENE LAI WAS PRAISING BRANDON SIA OPENLY IN CLASS! DEX SAID MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE SO THAT'S WHY SHE DID IT OPENLY SINCE I NEVER MAKE AN EFFORT TO STIFFLE MY LAUGH WHENEVER SHE DOES IT IN FRONT OF ME. Hehe... She even told Kun to bring Brandon with him to the barber so he could get a haircut like Brandon. I also heard she said something about going back to the staffroom and nearly getting a heartattack because of the students but Brandon's name cheered her up. LOL... I cannot wait to laugh at Brandon. Tsk tsk...

Ahh... Anger Has Subsided :))

Ah... shyt... I just realised English Oral is tomorrow. Haih... can't think of a decent topic to talk about tomorrow. Boring ler talk about drugs, smoking, bullying etc etc. The examiners probably heard so much of these topics they can guess what the students are going to say next. Anyway, Mock is in less than 2 months and SPM itself is in about 4 months time. Cool ey? Can't wait for it to be over as soon as possible. Before you know it, we'll be known as EX-Lodgians. Hehe...

I'm not angry anymore. Hehe... LOL... Anyway, nothing's been going on this weekend. My bro's back though, so the house is going to be slightly noisier now. Filled with the sound of mindless arguments.

Waiting for CSI Sunday. 9 to 12 CSI all the way. Watching Discovery Travel & Living now, Globetrekker: London! Hehe... Always loved British cultural. As a bonus, they seem to have a lot of yummy men too (refer to RWMF 2005 Is Over...! Failed BM Oral.. Hehe... Mdm Fucking Voon is a Fucking Bitch. ). Joking ler... Hehe... a balance of historical cultural eg. Tower of London, Buttkingham Palace, River Thames, Westend etc etc and British lifestyle eg. FoOoTBaAaLLL Manchester, Liverpool, Arsenal, Middlesbrough, you name it they have it, Double-decker buses, Harrods!, Ministry of Sound, the tube, the Queen, not forgetting Prince William and Harry nor Prince Charles and Camelia and the list goes on!! A must not miss experience. Whether through a holiday or to study. But no matter how much other countries have to offer, Kuching still tops the list. There's no where like home.

Blah... Suck Shit... Uneventful To The Max!

Today wasn't really happening. Quite slow if you asked me. Anyway, I realised our school librarian is very easy to distract. As long as you strike up stupid, funny and interesting conversations with her, she'll let you stay in the library. Hehe... will work better if there are other teachers who are regulars in the library. Anyway, Cikgu Lily was annoyed during Econs class. Guess who I caught sleeping, BRANDON. I bet he'll say he wasn't bla bla bla... But I have proof. I also wonder how he was able to sleep in that position.

Brandon "The Great One" Sia and Dexter sleeping in the background

Jeng jeng jeng... Sleeping in the lab during Econs class... both caught in the act.

So nothing worth knowing happened at all. Oh yea... I made a deal with Mr. Linus. I told him if I see a change in his wardrobe, I'll promise a change in our attitude towards Maths. Maths sucks. Wonder if he would... LOL... hope he doesn't end up looking like a clown.

Anyway, went to this new place called Next Station Cafe, opposite Petanak, and has a live band which sings mostly chinese songs. It's a corner shop. Not that bad. But it's more of a place where Chinese Chinese people go too. The kind of people where their first language is Chinese and they are in love with bands like S.H.E, F4, Jay Chou etc etc, and cute cute things like Mashimaro etc etc. But if you look pass all these, it's actually a nice place. Mamak style, where they put tables and chairs outside on the parking spaces.

The live band. Sorry Beng, I'm not taking picture of you don't prasan.

The front of the shop... Note all the Chinese Chinese people and the Chinese newspaper clippings. Mostly very Beng Beng or Lian Lian people la.

The menu. Very The Colours style ler. Price ranging from about RM3 to RM5 for drinks and food starts around RM3.50 up to RM15!

The food is nothing to hoo hah about. Mostly things like something with rice or fried mee/beehoon/kuehtiaw. But the Belacan Fried Beehoon looked quite nice. They also have snacks like chicken wings, spring rolls and even sotongs. Oh well, we were all just there to kill time only. Apparently, the guy who opened the place is a friend of my friend. Hehe... So we were all just mucking around. Taj started doing stupid things like balancing bottles and ice on his freshly shaved head!

Sami (vellu) Tajangjingjang

Trying so hard to balance it. He even got up and attempted to walk with it.

Oh yea.. I learned a new word from Vicky. She was trying to explain to me what "punk oi oi™" was. Apparently, they are the kind of people who have funky hairstyles like Mohawks, names shaven on their head etc etc. and they always wear the really tight straight cut jeans paired up with a pair of marching boots and chain dangling from their pants. So Taj looks like one of the punk oi oi™s ever since he cut his hair.

Punk Taj

Serious punk oi oi™

Punk Taj again

Sampah masyarakat punk oi oi™

So that's basically my night. Doing unintelligent things and putting them on my blog. Hehe... To those who think Punk Taj or Sami (Vellu) Tajangjingjang is good looking, too bad. Taken already. No, not by me. Give me I also don't want, jk ler Taj. But yea... he's not single nor available (taken by the ever so lovely cousin of mine, Vicky) so move along ladies. Nothing to see here. Hehe... Taj, you owe me money now. I just gave you free publicity. Oh yea... Vicky, you too. Hehe... I said nice things about you ;)

*Sigh*...

I really don't know what you want me to do... I really don't want to stay angry at you, but there's nothing much I can do if you won't let me do anything. I was so hoping to settle everything tonight, but after what you said, I felt it was better I cool down first. Now, I don't even want to talk to you at all anymore. But seriously, every minute I spend angry at you hurts me. Last night, I thought of burying the hatchet and called you to show that I do care, and what do I get? Your nonchalant attitude. I guess Edward Scissorfuckinghands is more important than anything else at that moment. I'm so tired... tired of being angry at you, tired of not knowing how your day was, tired of not hearing from you in the afternoons, tired of hurting myself, tired of being tired. I'm missing you so much at the same time... if you won't be there for me, who else will? Who else will...? I never learn do I... never learn to let go to avoid all these.

Back To School... So Much Excitement In One Day... Too Much To Handle!

Well, today I finally went to school after missing in action for 2 days. Found the chocolates Alex Ung bought for me. When Mich told me about it, I was wondering since when was he say nice, and I found out he bought them because they were 90% fat free!

Cadbury Pinky 90% FAT FREE (Marshmallow and Caramel covered in DAIRY MILK Milk Chocolate)

Taste pretty good if you ask me... Hehe... Thanks anyway Alex!

So anyway, today, 14th July, we all got our jabs for measles! Kempen Imunisasi Campak Kebangsaan (KICK) 2005 which is under Kemeterian Kesihatan Malaysia. Whoever tells you that injections don't hurt are LIARS! Doesn't hurt my ass :P To make things worst, the teachers were busy snapping pictures like as if we were having a party or something! Oh well, probably its just me seeing that my last injection was when I was in Primary 1 (no, I don't have my BCG from Primary 6 nor Rubella shot yet)! I swear if I was to stop laughing, I would have cried. Scared shitless when the nurse started rubbing my arm and when the needle went in and she pushed the medication in, I wanted to grab her head and bite it! What more to say when the needle came out... *sigh* traumatized for life. But it was funny to see Brandon and Chiang get it too. Kesian Brandon was first on the list again. He was really quite nervous. Chiang was making funny faces! Anyway, after the shot, we all went to scare the 5B students. Apparently, Jason Lim and Lik Hui were scared shitless too! Kept hiding behind the sinks even before it was their turn. When we were all in class, everyone started saying they were drowsy, arms were numb and their arms hurt. But it did feel a little funny the whole day. Like its numb and sore but still alright. Funny.

L-R Dexter and Kaobin

So funny... the nurses were already so intimidating with their prim and proper uniform and they arranged all the syringes in a row again... Haiyo... see that crazy woman taking pictures in the background? I told you they thought it was some party.

The jabs made everyone crazy! After assembly, we had BM so Cikgu Tan was busy calculating marks for the papers. We were just sitting around and GLiew was playing with his liquid. Apparently there was a hole so he squirt some onto his table by accident. So Steve and I started to call Brandon over saying we wanted to compare fingernails. So Steve took his hand and put it above the liquid on the table and suddenly pushed his palm onto it! But Brandon was quite quick so he lift his hand before Steve could continue rubbing. So Steve tried it on Jillian again. The worst part was, she didn't even know what was going on and Steve was rubbing her palm all over it! When she finally realised, her palm was all white!

Jillian's palm covered with liquid

GLiew's table with the liquid that was smudged by Jillian

So Jillian was a victim of a really retarded plan. So the guys were thinking bout pranking her again tomorrow to give her time to forget about it, but this time they wanted to use chilli sauce (go figure). So Steve and GLiew took a blue highlighter and started to dab all over the liquid stain, and next thing I know, Jillian's hand was covered in blue highlighter! All in a matter of less than 10 minutes! I don't even know how it happened! My goodness, and there they were talking out loud about pranking her tomorrow and she managed to fall for it again less than 10 minutes after the first time.

Jillian's palm covered with blue highlighter

The table covered with blue highlighter

I have no idea how the hell she managed to get con twice in 10 minutes! She seriously never fails to amaze me. Did I tell you Brandon's a bomb? I don't know why but today he's soooooo nice! Hehe... the world would be a safer and happier place if he was like this everyday. LOL... I think the jab toned him down. LOL...

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Please excuse the profanities... In times of anger, it's the best outlet... If reading the word "fucking" or "fuck" over and over again isn't your cup of tea, please avoid reading this entry then. Thanks. Seriously, this entry consists of excessive amount of swearing. Every damn sentence I tell you... Read at your own risk.




I'm very fucking angry... So fucking angry to the fucking extend I feel fucking disappointed. If that's what you fucking think I'm all about fine... Go ahead. See if I really give a fuck. You might fucking expect me to know you really fucking well, but ask your fucking self. How fucking well do you even fucking know me? Just fucking forget everything. You know so fucking much about feeling fucking hurt... I guess, to you that's something I never fucking feel right? Sophia's forever fucking happy, I don't think she fucking understands what feeling fucking hurt is all about... Well FUCK you. I'm fucking human too, the only fucking difference, I don't show much fucking emotion. It's always me fucking hurting you, me not being fucking considerate bla bla bla... Have you ever fucking thought about whether you've fucking hurt me before? Just that I don't fucking say anythin? *sigh* Just fucking forget everything. I don't want to be fucking angry at you... you know I hate being angry at you, it actually does hurt me more...... Just want you to know, I never expected to hear those kind of comments from you... Especially to someone else. Forget it... Fucking forget everything. It hurts so much to know... I don't want to be angry...







And, even after my warning to you about excessive profanities, if you're thinking to yourself, "Wah, so rude" or "Tsk tsk tsk, kids nowadays" or "No manners" or "Barbaric" or "Boh Kuan" or "Boh Ka Si" or anything along those lines:




FUCK YOU... DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND PLAIN ENGLISH THAT EXPLAINS TO YOU THAT THIS ENTRY CONSISTS OF EXCESSIVE SWEARING? RETARD.

Some Pictures...

Miss Malaysia/World/BMW 2050- Jilin

Damn nice X3 parked right in front of Lagoon lobby. People kept looking at the both of us like we were crazy because I kept making her pose and even wanted her to lie over the bonet. Hehe... Damn nice car.

Top Macha

Middle Jilin, Me, Mich

Bottom Jason, Eric: My 5ft 8 stranger (according to Cikgu Lily)

Bored waiting for the damn shuttle.. Hehe.. Kuching people are lazy.

During the finale on 10th July

It was one hell of a crowd man... Bit too blur.

The crowd

Finale

The end...

2006... here we come... :)

RWMF 2005 Is Over...! Failed BM Oral.. Hehe... Mdm Fucking Voon is a Fucking Bitch.

Oral sucked. Hehe... wasn't prepared, was half asleep and the damn librarian was damn naggy and annoying (or probably I barely had enough sleep and was being a bitch). Mdm Voon on the other hand had her panties up in a bunch! What a damn bitch. Couldn't stand her so answered back (something I try not to do, especially towards older people). She probably going to announce to CNN/SRNN (Staff Room News Network: Live update every 40 minutes/1 period) that I'm rude/bo kah si/undisciplined etc etc. But thankfully she pissed me off a little later in the morning. If it was earlier, I would have just, out of exasperation, asked her to (exact words) "shut the fuck up and keep her fucking trap close". Thus, earning me a one way ticket to Mr. GLee's office and a phone call to my mum. I swear I'll fucking kill her one day.

Ah... RWMF is finally over. Had a blast! It wasn't as fantastic as last years one but it was quite good. There were a few bands that were great, namely the Columbians, Australians, Americans and the South Africans. Great music to dance too! Apparently, more than half of Kuching was there too. Met a hell lot of people. My Damai room neighbour was GLiew and I didn't even know until Saturday afternoon. Hehe... I was worried I was going to wake my neighbour up but oh well, found out it was only him so I don't think he got proper sleep the next few nights. Hehe...

Anyway, it'll be a little to long to recap my trip so I'll probably just post up a few pictures I took with my phone (my digicam is DEAD and I haven't gotten the pictures from my friends cameras yet). Had lots of fun but was a little troublesome travelling back and forth Lagoon and Beach because Vicky they all have a room in Lagoon and I had a room in Beach.

During the shows, it was really packed with really really hot angmohs! Both males and females. Wow... most of them really look yummy! On the 2nd night, Jilin and I met 2 sexy English men (big thank you to Niel for "chatting them up" for us). One was drunk and their accent was really sexy. Jilin being the hiaw mo she always is, jk, was literally salivating over them! But oh well, at the end of the night, we saw one of them whisking a girl off. Hehe... nice to see only ler. Not really the kind to bring home if you know what I mean *wink wink*. Oh yea, Cikgu Lily, my 5ft 8 stranger (which is my very very good friend Eric by the way *rolls eyes at Cikgu*) is N-O-T-H-I-N-G compared to the 2 angmohs. Hehe...

Got to meet up with my KL friends which I met last RWMF. Not all of them came down. They are one crazy crowd I tell you. So much fun with them around. They are great people. They party really really hard and are really sporting. Also got to knew quite a few more friends friends. You get the picture.

I realised something about this music festival. Majority of the patrons all have one thing on their minds. To get drunk/wasted/high/tipsy and dance the night away. Majority of this majority even hope to score a one night stand with the other sex in hopes they find someone from a different race. Oh well, all I do is scan for hotties and like what people always say in Hokkien, 'wash eyes until gold gold' (translate as directly as possible).

Overall, it was great (I don't know how many times I've said great). Can't wait for next years. Great music, great company, great "scenery"... what more could anyone ask for?

RWMF 2005!!!

Haha... a little to early for that topic ey? Oh well... Can't wait for tomorrow. Last paper and going up to Damai! Just when we all thought we could actually stay all 3 nights, SPM Oral has to piss us off again. Oh well, lets just hope no one gets sick or loses their voice ;)

These two days has been all about exams exams exams. Something funny happened yesterday. Before Maths I, we had a 30 minute break. So the last 10 minutes, I was in 5C with Ian, Erich, Rusydie and Billy if I'm not wrong. They were playing cards on top of Gabriel Chan's potrait! Hehe... Anyway, one of them thought it looked like those funeral pictures so Rusydie put his hood over his head and held the picture. The rest of us walked behind him in a single file and pretended to be sad. When we reached upstairs, everyone started laughing and Gabriel started to charge towards us. To avoid Gabriel from taking it, people started passing the picture around the crowded corridor and next thing we knew it was inside the library. So GLiew passed it to me and I rested it against the glass window but I didn't know he was still inside so everyone was laughing and he came in and took it down. He looked pretty ticked off at us. Anyway, Ian sits behind him during exam so I was told when Gabriel put his framed picture on the floor, Ian crawled under his table to take it again. Hehe... Naughty naughty naughty boy!

Brandon's becoming more and more cranky by the day. Ish... just like an old man. Will post some stuff up later. I'm lazy to continue :)

Interesting...

Today had EST and Moral. Don't know how my Moral's going to end up. Anyway, after school, I went to Siang Siang Tabuan Jaya to have lunch with my mum and her friend. So were sitting by the side and just looking around after I finished eating and my mum was busy talking to her friend. Anyway, suddenly, I saw 2 "girls" with their backs facing me. They were dressed up really stylo mylo and they both had long hair. Anyway, I didn't think anything was wrong except the fact that they were freaking TALL!! I swear they were at least 6 ft. So there I was thinking to myself, those are hell tall chicks man. They had quite nice body and stuff so yea. Then all of a sudden, one of them turned to go order food and I got the fucking shock of my life! SHE WAS ACTUALLY A HE!!! Nuts, one was wearing this really low-cut V neckline and my Lord, it was as flat as the airport runway! If you saw them from the back, you wouldn't have thought anything was wrong because their arms were really small and their figures was really slim and the way they eat so dainty! But once they turn, myy goodneesss. They were wearing those tight pants with their shiny Ah Lian belts (like the ones Diana has) and I couldn't find their *aherm* bulge *aherm*. Apparently, my mum's friend knows one of them and her/his name is James. Interesting.

I swear they look like girls from the back!!! Really tall girls.

Yes I took a picture of them too. Rude in a way, but couldn't help it. Sorryyy...!

I don't have anything against lesbians, gays, bisexuals, cross dressers, fruitcakes, faggots, carpet munchers etc. etc. I actually have a gay friend and he's really fun. It's just the irony of how they look in comparison to an actual girl that shocked me. I swear they had a nicer figure than a lot of REAL GIRL GIRLS. I respect peoples choice to be what they want to be. If you think you like sticks to holes, go ahead, nuts to breast, go ahead. It's your choice and some people are happier that way. It's no use succumbing to the pressure of society and not be happy for the rest of your life. In this century, people are being more open about sexuality so yea. Go ahead. Being gay is not a crime. Gay people are human too.

Anyway, went home after all that excitement and was discussing with my mum about people who are trapped in the wrong body and stuff. She has a lesbian friend too and she's cool. Oh well... Took a bath and started studying Science. *sigh* I have no Form 4 notes whatsoever, so if majority of the paper is from Form 4, I'm dead... AGAIN. Hehe... Anyway, it started raining like a bitch and it looked quite cool so I had to take a picture of it. Yes I know. I'm addicted to taking random photos.

My neighbourhood when it was raining this afternoon.

Check out my neighbours tree. It looked like it was going to topple over.

Your typical random picture :)

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Pulsating heart... Cool ey ;)

Fucking Stomach ache

Argh... I have a fucking stomach ache!!! Grr... So much for enjoying roadside burgers (the particular one at 3rd Mile that puts potatoes into their burgers). Can't damn stand it. Resorted to taking the black, damn smelly stomach ache medicine.

Ta dah... Lausai medicine

It's damn fucking smelly... leaves a rubber tasting after taste in your mouth. Oh well, desperate measures.

Anyway, went to Red Tea Road (my 2nd home) just now for a drink. Saw something interesting. There was this group of people who were playing cards and eating when a stray cat (my good friend) started wandering around under their table. That cat is always there. Anyway, nomarlly, if we were eating, we would give it bones and not so nice tasting bits of our food, but these people, threw a perfectly uneaten clean drumstick on the ground for it. Damn lucky cat. Some people in parts of the world don't even have chicken bones to eat let alone drumsticks.

Meet the Zen Zhu cat

It's also a regular there :)

Went to the car show too today (thank you Cletus for the tickets and sorry didn't meet up with you that night). Nothing much actually. Mostly same faces as last years car show. Didn't get to see Amber Chia in action though. Apparently a lot of the guys have been telling me she looks hot and is damn tall for an Asian chick. Found the PC Fair upstairs more interesting though. Was falling in love with the white Altec Lansing speakers (no reason to get them :( I just bought a new set of speakers at last years PC Fair) and the laptops. Nice man... so sharp. Speaking of sharp, went to Tun Jugah last night so thought I'll pop by Sony for a while. There was this TV (if I'm not wrong. Don't really remember now) selling for bout RM50000... yes... 50K. But it was so sharp and clear that it made you feel that whatever was showing on it was actually really in front of you. Oh well... 50K on a damn screen is a bit stupid.

MORAL TOMORROW AND I CAN'T FIND MY BIBLE (the piece of paper with every single nilai and definition)! I remember slipping it into one of books and putting the book inside my bag but now I can't find it and this fucking stomach ache isn't being much of a help either.

Oh yea... you know how you hate it when you step on someone's chewing gum while you're walking? Well, I have a friend, *cough* Eric *cough*, who was chewing gum and he spat it out of the car. His girlfriend whacked him and it was funny because he didn't know what he did wrong. Anyway, managed to take a picture of it.

Bahaha... The Gum

Anyway, he learned his lesson in the end which was either (a) Wrap it up in tissue and dispose of it later the proper way OR (b) Don't simply spit your gum when you're with your girlfriend. If I was him, I'll opt for (b). Hehe... Nothing much we can do ler... it's a cultural for Kuching people to litter and spit out of their cars. Especially:

1. Ah peks (Taukeh, kopi O kao/hoh boh/lu eh chai ah (you know ah) [launches into gossip mode]/aisi TOTO chut lor tiok tao pio ah (aisi TOTO out lor kenak 1st prize ah)) that sit in kopitiams or ride their Vespas (a super old scooter. Damn nice though)
2. Ah Bengs (Kaninah chao cibai (self explanatory) kua hamik lan (what you looking at)/ lu sio lu si hamang (who do you think you are)/ lu sio lu chin keh si meh (you think you so cool meh)/ woofer 24 chun aloi lin 22 chun (woofer 24 inches alloy rim 22 inches) [launches into tua pao (big cannon) mode]) that also sit around in kopitiams or hang around shady cyber cafes or pubs
3. Wassupers (wassup bro, peace out bro, look at muh bling bling, yo muh brutha, muthafucka yo, yo yo yo [insert nigga style finger poses after every sentence]) who hang around shopping complexes looking cool

To all ah peks, ah bengs or wassupers out there, I'm sorry if you feel offended by all that but I'm just trying to make sure people who read this understand what kind of people are categorized under those labels.

It's bad I know, but I'm sure many of you are guilty of doing that on SEVERAL occasions. I know I am and I won't deny it. Damn I can get bitchy :)

I like having a camera phone, can take pictures of all these things. Man I'm having fun with it.

Perdagangan Perdagangan... *haih*

Ah... Didn't blog on Thursday night because was busy studying my Perdagangan (honestly, swear on my life). But was actually kind of angry when the paper came out. Apparently, I remember reading the answers for most of the questions but I just couldn't recall! I swear to God before I went to sleep that night, I actually remembered the procedures for importing and exporting. Argh... and I didn't even skim through the chapters. I actually read it word for word and understood what was going on (it's actually not that hard come to think of it... mostly common sense)!!! *sigh* Felt so frustrated after the paper. I don't think I'm going to do well at all. The worst part is, after the paper, I was asking Brandon questions, and I actually started to remember what all the answers were! I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS! Argh.. What's done's done. Looks like I'm D-E-A-D.

Anyway, something did cheer me up just now. Before our Perdagangan I paper, the few of us were in the library, namely Brandon, Jillian, Grodon, GLiew, Bryant, Pei Sze, Amy and a few other people. Grodon was being his annoying self and started pestering Jillian. He kept chasing her round the library. So he started jumping and pushing Jillian at the same time and going "Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill x100000". Brandon and I were busy trying to figure out how to count dividen for koperasi and ignoring them when all of sudden we heard a loud THUD. We turned and saw Jillian sprawled on the floor and Grodon looking down on her! Apparently, Grodon miscalculated and pushed her a little too hard. GLiew looked like he was going to die due to lack of oxygen because he was laughing so hard. So Brandon and I burst out laughing too. So Grodon was trying to help her up and he was like "HAHA... Jill... HAHA... Are you HAHA... alright HAHA... did HAHA... you hurt HAHA... yourself". Jill started tearing and laughing at the same time and Grodon was doing such a horrible job comforting her! It didn't help that everyone was laughing too!

L-R Jill, Grodon

Gordon doing a horrible job at trying to comfort Jill who was tearing. Hilarious. He was like "Jill sorry HAHA... Jill sorry HAHA... Jill HAHA... sorry".

Anyway, Steve came in and saw the commotion and started to ask us what happen. So GLiew and I roughly demonstrated what happened and Steve started laughing too! I don't know what got into him, he started chasing Jill round the library again! He kept trying to be some gorilla and kept taunting Jill and she started running. He kept saying things like "I'm walking and I still can catch up with you" and "Look, I'm a gorilla you better run faster". The animal in him went loose! I swear they're all crazy! Pity Jill. She always seems to be their victim whenever they start going crazy. Haha...

Sing Jiat and Cherie came to school just now. Apparently, Jiat was playing mailman and distributing the stuff that Jane, Bryan and Amelia bought for everyone. Jack was so happy today it's the first time he was willing to stay in school when everyone else was gone. Apparently, he was collecting his birthday presents! LOL...

Kun is a cheater when it comes to NBA 2004. He locked my controllers and gave me useless Parker from Spurs. The guys accused me of camping when it was actually a very good strategy planned out by me and Kun seeing I didn't have much of a choice on players. Oh yea... Kun SUCKS in Amplitude, he's blind (couldn't see the multi-tab and the Amplitude CD right in front of him) and he's stupid (he keep scolding people for simply pressing the controllers when he himself was the only one pressing). We all still love him. Happy birthday Handsome (that's what he renamed his picture as in my phone).

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY TO KELVIN "KUN" CHAI AND JACKSON "HANDSOME" TEO (1ST JULY)!!!

Kelvin "Kun" Chai Li Chien

No artwork by Datuk Lim Kok Wing or even Joe Bladae (your best friend) can beat his comtemporary table top masterpieces

Jackson "Handsome" Teo Soon Kan

Super Jack, Ah Beng, Sarawak Player (I DIDN'T FORGET)

A very happy happy birthday to Kun and Jack!!! Sadly it's smack right in the middle of exams. Jack stay my handsome and Kun stay Kun. Hehe... Both of you study hard and actually pass SPM ok? Kun you can do it!!! Hehehe... *HUGS*

PS: Sorry about your pictures. I don't seem to have proper ones of you two.