POS MALAYSIA BOLEH, MALAYSIA PUN BOLEH

Today, I went to Pos Malaysia's website to check the whereabouts of my registered mail (*in a bimbo-tic bitchy tone* all thanks to technology dahlink) and apparently i keyed in the wrong reference number and I was greeted with this:

YOUR REFERENCE NUMBER IS NOT EXISTED!

You damn right there's a ! at the back of that freaking sentence. Jeez. *in Ah Lian tone* Is no make my sense for me la!!

I was like ?!??!?!?! after I read it. Reference number is not existed? Whh-aa-at? Anyway, let me tell you a little bit about Pos Malaysia (taken from their site).

"The corporatisation Pos Malaysia Berhad on 1st January 1992 is yet another milestone in the successful implementation of the privatisation policy of the Goverment. While the privatisation policy has various objectives, the corporatisation of Pos Malaysia Berhad however, would confine itself to improving the efficiency at all levels and increasing the productivity of services offered for a start.

Further, Pos Malaysia Berhad being an agency that has close contract with all levels of society would also provide better services and among them some new services to the Malaysian public. The transformation of the Postal Services Department to a corporatised entity not only enchances (WTF IS ENCHANCES? I checked Microsoft Word's Thesaurus, Bryant's BBC Dictionary, Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary, Cambridge Dictionary of American English, Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs and Dictionary.com and they don't freaking know what it means either! I found enhances, enchanters... NO ENCHANCES!) for the public, but also places the new company on the threshold of providing excellent service and support structure of achieve (I reckon it should be of achieving? Correct me if I'm wrong people) Vision 2020.

Therefore, Pos Malaysia Berhad will grow rapidly with its potential of dedicated staff and the dynamic leadership of its management. Pos Malaysia Berhad with its various modernisation programmes will be able to meet the current and future needs for postal services.

PS. As a citizen of Malaysia, I feel that Pos Malaysia is fantastic for creating their own new word, enchances, and that the staff and the management should all go to the top of Pejabat Pos Besar, Kuala Lumpur (full address: Jln. Tan Cheng Lock, 50670 Kuala Lumpur), line up and take turns to jump off it. If that doesn't kill them, they should try running back and forth Federal Highway, NPE Highway, NKVE Highway, Kesas Highway, or any other highway there, during peak hours until a trailer or a lorry knocks them down. Malaysia Boleh!"

Jeez... no wonder some people receive other people's mail by accident or never receive their mails. Malaisia inggris veli gud angtil simper inggris kengnok angdersteng (Malaysian English very good until simple English can not understand). Nuts... I now fear whether my registered mail is safe or not.

Haih... and that's what we're suppose to learn in school. Hello... if educated, degree holding adults make simple mistakes like that, what about the kids!? Doom to an eternity of mockery from other countries or unpatriotic citizens like me!?

Damn, they're still telling my me reference number is not existed. I swear on my momma's life I typed it in right for the 985214576th time! Paid damn RM3.50 to send a piece of paper so yea... I expect it to actually reach somewhere. Grr... Pos Malaysia is driving me nuts...

Hrm... should file a complain to Pos Malaysia's Chairman, YBhg Datuk Abdul Majid Bin Haji Hussein, or the CEO, YBhg Dato’ Ikmal Hijaz Hashim about all this. MY MAIL BETTER BE SAFE OR I'LL BRING IT UP TO THE BIG MAN ON TOP, BADAWI. MUAHAHAHA... zzz... I'm tired and cranky. Pos Malaysia pissed me off.