HAPPY BELATED 17TH BIRTHDAY TO MIKEY FEHR WONG WUN CHIANG (26TH JUNE)!!!

Mikey Fehr Wong Wun Chiang

Spokesperson and Model for Chin Liang Long Bus Company

Happy Birthday Chiang!! I know it's bout 3 days late but oh well. A whole post just for you. Keep that great looking ass of yours and all the best. Don't fail SPM and don't disturb Kun so much. Hehe.. Get your license soon too! All the best!

First Day of Exam

Ah... today was the first day of exams. Skittles overload. Hehe... was eating Skittles the whole time and even sempat share with Steve. Hehe... For the first time, I actually did my essays for Sejarah. LOL.. how cool is that (you might think it's nothing, but go ask around in class and people would actually go 'really??')? Oh well, I know the first essay question was about Perjanjian Hudaibiyah and it's the one I read to Jill and Mich. The Muslim's kenak road block by the Quraisy people halfway on their way to Makkah. Hehe... Next few questions were about some Penyebaran and Bukti rubbish which I completely didn't read. The questions about Malayan Union and Sistem Ahli still allowed me to bullshit a little. Ah well, I'm guessing Cikgu Susanna is going to skin me for my structure questions, or what's lacking from it. Completely blank. I know what went on but I didn't know the names. Oh yea... Malay names are the worst to remember. One chapter has at least 5 or 6 Abu Bakars, Ali Bin Something, Something al-Something or even Uthman bin Something. *sigh* Wonder how anyone can atually remember. Thankful now we only have Kelvin Chai, Calvin Chai, Bryan Bong or Bryant Alburqueque (not including the 4 Michelle Wongs we have in the whole of Lodge). Ah.. Nevermind. Looks like some things just never change at all :)

Oh yea... after our exams, I was helping some of the guys photostate some BM notes, and I realised, the Primary kids in Lodge sure do a lot of apple polishing. Apparently, there's this one kid that comes in the library everyday and volunteers to help put books back into the shelves (I wonder what the school pays librarians for) and another kid who knows how to work the photostating machine better than most of the teachers because apparently he's another regular there. Go figure. Anyway, yea... interesting. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against those kids or the librarian. When I retire, I want to be a librarian in a school like Lodge. I get payed to read newspaper, enjoy aircon, drink coffee, listen to radio, gossip with other teachers and instruct kids to do my job. That's the life. Hehe...

Oh yea oh yea oh yea... I forgot to add in a piece of information in Monday's blog. Anyway, on Monday, during Geography, Brandon forgot to bring his Geography text book. So me being me as usual, got soooo excited and snitched on Brandon. Cikgu Lai was asking everyone to take out their books so I told her Brandon didn't bring his book. So she started to ask Brandon. The guys tried to help him by giving him one of their books to cheat her since she's so blur, but apparently it didn't work. So she was like "Brandon, you didn't bring your book?" and he nodded his head. Guess what she said, "Nevermind Brandon, you're excused". Just like that!!!! Whattt?! When Wafi was sitting at someone elses place, she sent him out. The last time Gkho didn't bring his book she threatened to demerit him. The last time Mich didn't bring her book, she tiu tiu tiu, and now her STAR student didn't bring his book and all she says is "you're excused". CONFIRM YOUR MOTHER LER BRAN!!! Where's the justice??? Hehe... It was funny. Brandon was so malu because we keep saying she's his mother always sayang him and now this. Haha...

RAINFOREST IN LESS THAN 2 WEEKS TIME!!! Haha... I'm so excited la. I don't know why either. It isn't suppose to be such big of a deal. I'm so totally addicted to the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack now. I don't know why either.

*sigh* Pris is leaving for Penang tomorrow but I won't be able to send her off. If her flight was slightly earlier or later then no problem but unfortunately smack in the middle of BM paper. Oh well... will miss her! Hehe...

One of a kind FIGHTING MACHINE :))

The Ultimate Fighting Machine

Step-by-step Guide To Making The Ultimate Fighting Machine (Troubleshooting included)

Hehe... I got this from Niel. Found it quite amusing. The things people can actually come up with. I like the troubleshooting part. The picture of the hamster and the chopper look so cute :))

Finally....

Today, we shall all celebrate. I FINALLY managed to catch Brandon online. As usual, no hi or anything just the simple oi. Mission accomplished. Hehe... I'm tired. Damn... exam is so soon, but look on the bright side, right after exams would be Rainforest! Yay... I'm sure this is just an excuse for everyone to go up to Damai and stay over. So sad. Sometimes I wonder how many times have we all been to Damai and still be able to not get bored of it. It's the same every trip! Strange... Oh yea... Happy Belated 17th (finally) Birthday to Mikey Fehr Wong Wun Chiang (26th June 2005). Brandon and Cikgu Lily gave him a card reader for his birthday and yeap... its the one he claims in his blog that Cikgu "stole" from him.

Oh yea... Bryan came to school today! Haha... something funny happened today. Before lunch, Brandon was telling me about Bryan. Mich and I said Bryan has always looked very cute and Brandon being Brandon, didn't agree with us and asked if we've seen him recently and we said no. He then snorted and said Bryan is very fat now! Then he told us not to tell Bryan he called him fat (what a meanie). So now I was excited because I couldn't wait to tell Bryan. Hehe... So someone asked what Bryan's father was working as and all Brandon kept saying was he makes roads he makes roads. None of us really understood him. At first someone said Quantity Surveyor, Brandon said no, Engineer, Brandon said no. He kept trying to describe what the job requirement was and to me it sounded like a pekerja buruh so I said labourer. Then Brandon got all excited seeing that now he could blackmail me. So during lunch, I met Bryan at the foyer so I told him Brandon called him fat. Next thing I know, GLiew comes running over and tells Bryan I call his father a labourer :P So I went off for lunch with Mich after that. When i see Bryan again when lunch is about to end, Brandon is gloating and boasting to me that Bryan didn't believe what I said bout him and it all ended with Bryan calling my father a lumberjack. *sigh* It's so fun to have Bryan back. Conclusion, Brandon is a jackass.

I also found out, if I really fail my SPM (touch wood) and not be able to go overseas, I can always end up being a hair consultant (sounds more bunga then barber or hairdresser). Mich actually let me cut her hair this morning. Hehe... so I ended up trying to layer her hair with arts and craft scissors. She claims it hurt. Jelly was having fun watching Mich in pain and me "Woops-ing" whenever something went wrong. For your information, not much went wrong. At the end of the session, the boys thought we were crazy because they didn't actually think that I would dare cut Mich's hair let alone Mich let me cut her hair. We were all pretty satisfied with the result. It was shorter then before and I still managed to keep her layers. Hehe... Cutting people's hair can be such fun... probably because school was shit boring. Oh well...

Where has common sense gone to?

Ah... SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS!!! Geram man this afternoon. *sigh* I was at the airport this afternoon to send my cousins off. So we finally unloaded all the bags (goodness... 12 pieces of big ass luggages) and it was all in the lane all the way to the side (there's 3 lanes right... one for taxis and buses at the side, one for cars in the middle and the one against the wall). Apparently, it's barricaded for people to walk and to push their trolleys. Anyway, there were people blocking us so we were waiting for them to move away and behind us was a green Proton Wira (which isn't suppose to be there in the first place). So my cousin being the good samaritan she always is, asked if we should move, but me, being the ass I try not to be, told her it's too bad for the dude seeing he's not even suppose to be there in the first place. Then, out of no where, this SUPER DUPER SUMO WRESTLER KIND OF FAT man stops, turns and looks at me and in the bitchiest tone ever says "This is the fast lane for cars", rolls his eyes and starts to walk off. Since my mum was in front of me, I refrained from asking if he was stupid or jumping onto him and diggin his eyes out and said in a sarcastic tone, "Yes sir... you are very smart". I swear if my mum wasn't there I would have asked him is he just plain stupid or is his brain clogged with fat. I mean like... ISHH... I'm sure a fast lane for cars involves driving through crowds of peoples standing there waiting for their transport. NO COMMON SENSE WHATSOEVER! If it really was for cars den they wouldn't barricade it all the way down the damn road. Stupid fat man. People like him should be shot dead. Save the world a hell lot of trouble. I'M OFFICIALLY ANGRY AGAIN. Grr...

Haih... anyway, just got back from Pris' farewell dinner. Went for steamboat. Apparently it's some place called MyHouse Steamboat and its on the way to Pending by the main road, after the Shell and Petronas but before SMK Pending. Not a bad place with a decent price... RM15 per person. It's got free flow of ice cream *wink*. Anyway, it's been a while since we all got together for a nice meal and it was quite fun. Oh yea... Brandon actually read my blog and he called me up just now to ask what is it I need him to help me do. I was blur so I had no clue what he was talking about until he said I keep tiu-ing him on my blog. So yea... Now I'm on, he's no where to be seen. What a pleasant coincidence.

Oh yea... I FINALLY GET TO SEE JILIN!!! It was a pleasant surprise. First impulse was to whack her in the head but as usual, she was being blur and so bubbly so it's quite impossible to carry it out. It's nice having my best friend back again. Hehe... I'm not so angry anymore.

I still want to kill that man. That is my number 1 pet peeves! Kepo people who are wrong. Conclusion, not all fat men that look like jolly, happy teddy bears are nice. Some deserve to be killed.

STUPID FAT MAN THAT WEARS GLASSES AND HAS PUNY EYES, IF YOU EVER DO COME ACROSS THIS BLOG AND REMEMBERS THIS INCIDENT AND FEEL OFFENDED FOR ME CALLING YOU FAT AND STUPID (I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH).... GOOD!!!

A rojak of thoughts and happenings

I can't sleep... still wide awake so I thought... "Hrm... why not make good use of my blog that was created to waste time." so here I am. Exams are in... 3 days time and I know close to nothing! I'm dead :) If I was to flunk this exam, I swear Cikgu Lily will literally skin me alive! Knowing her, she's going to bring up the "Remember what you promised me" lecture. I have to start soon! I have no will power :P

Nuts... my backspace key is screwed. It's like jammed so if I press it too lightly it wont move and if i press it to hard it just keeps backspacing and there goes my whole sentence. Ish... mafan.

Anyway, my cousins from Canada who have been staying with me for probably... the last 2 months are leaving in about less than 10 hours time. Going to miss them so much considering I only get to see them the most... once every 5 years? They're a great bunch of people. Seem to get along very well with my friends. Mich has been telling how cute one of cousins is. LoL... Have been trying to play matchmaker all this while but apparently SOME people *ahem* Mich *ahem* don't seem to appreciate it. Oh well... was fun while it lasted.

Arghhh!!! I left my computer for a while to take my cousins out for supper and when I come back guess who left me a message... BRANDON. Goodness.... I was on for like.... the whole night just now and he didn't even come online and the minute I leave my computer, he comes on and oi's me. Geramnye...

Crap... I just remembered I didn't bring my stupid Suntikan Campak form thingy. Apparently the Health Ministry is sending people to all the schools to give students who need jabs jabs :) Oh yea... I realise I haven't gotten my BCG or my Rubella shots yet and yea... was suppose to get them in Primary 6. Oh well... I guess I'm going to die earlier then everyone else. It's funny how the class can come up with stupid questions. When Cikgu Susanna told us about this injection, Kun was asking what would happen if we got HIV or AIDS from the INDIVIDUALLY VACUMN PACKED needles.

Oh yea... In addition to stupid things people in my class say, I remember something stupid Grodon said. We were all in Science class and we found out that Cikgu Chong was engaged and planning to get married and this smart ass Grodon started shouting "Cikgu, can I be the person who lifts your skirt?". He was talking about lifting the train but being your typical boy, anything that was part of a gown and that touched the ground was a skirt. Sounded so obscene. The worst part was, we all started laughing at him and he didn't even realise what he said.

Haih... I'm really going to miss the class. Really really one of a kind. Even though most of them are pain in the asses, pure fuckers or just plain retarded, I know I'll miss them all. I guess it's also due to the fact that the size of the class is smaller then normal. Not even up to 20 people. Oh well, no matter how much they piss me off or even annoy the hell out of me, I do appreciate the really fun times we've all had together. Can't deny the fact that we've all had really fun and sweet memories of each other. Ups and downs (event though it was mostly downs :P) that we've gone through together... *sigh* I hate this feeling... the feeling of wanting to grow up and go see the world and be independent and at the same time, just wanting to be around familiar surroundings, familiar faces and basically the familiar lifestyle/routine of school. I wonder what's going to happen to all of us after school. I'm never good with keeping in touch with people... I don't know why and it's definitely not a good habit.

Class of 2005 (5A)

Taken at Gunung Gading... Probably our last field trip together as a class

Big Gay Day Out!! Venue: Gunung Gading

L-R Dex, Crab, Gkho

I just had to put this pic up. Kind of disturbing considering they look like they're modelling for some gay campaign or something. Gkho especially... damn gay man. Haha... tsk tsk.

Ahh... My first post

Hrm... I guess the blog fever is starting to settle down and I've only started so yea... I'm lagging. Oh well, after checking out Chiang, Kun, Bryan and Cikgu's blog daily, I thought oh well... why not start one and see how far I'll actually go with it. Hopefully I won't get bored with it too soon. So yea... this blog is offically born on the 25th June 2005. Reason... It's because I'm bored now :) There's never anything to say in the first post but rubbish. I'm waiting for Brandon to come online now cause I need his help in something and that toad seems to only log on when I'm not around. Zzz... Oh well. This blog is going to be "A Dawn Of A New Era" (sound familiar?). Haih... I feel lame now. Oh well...