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LOL... I realised I haven't been blogging for a freaking long time! Anyway, what happened this few days ah? Oh yea... English Oral. I think I'm going to fail it. Hehe... I only found what I was going to talk about like... 5 minutes before it was my turn. I just flipped the newspaper and picked a topic and the only article I managed to find was something to do with depression in Hong Kong. So in I went and started telling the examiners about it and I guess it was a little too short because they started asking me questions.

Examiner: So have you ever been to Hong Kong?

Me: (Thinking: Never in my whole entire life.) Oh yes, some time last year. It's a very interesting place.

Examiner: When you were there, did you hear of or see any suicide cases?

Me: (Thinking: How would I know, I've never been there.) Well, lets just say, if you were to flip
through the Chinese newspapers, you would find that it happens about once every 3 days.

Examiner: *looking very surprised and obviously didn't have a clue about that situation in Hong Kong either* Oh is it? That's pretty bad.

Me: (Thinking: Is it?) Yea, but the government is starting to acknowledge depression as a growing problem that will affect the growth of the country if it is not taken care of. (Thinking: What the hell am I talking about?)

Examiner: *looking very impressed* Interesting... Well, thank you very much you may go now.

Me: (Thinking: Thank God!) Thank you very much.

That's about it. I swear I didn't know what I was talking about either. Hehe... Well, the group presentation went pretty fine. We were talking about 'Choosing a Pet (?)'. Went home at lunch (cost me 5 demerit points but oh well) and instead of sleeping, which I wanted to, I ended up watching Madagascar again (thanks to Kaobin and Brandon). Hilarious I tell you. Especially the lemurs. Damn smart aleck. Hehe... Oh oh oh... I got a new wireless keyboard and mouse! Well, more of my brother got me a new wireless keyboard and mouse. I didn't think it was practical at all but oh well, never bite the hands that feed you.

The keyboard

Look, no wires!

The receiver and the mouse

Apparently, when the mouse or keyboard is in use, the light on the receiver keeps blinking. So annoying. If you stared at it long enough, you'll probably get an epileptic fit.

Fast forward to Tuesday, can't think of anything to say. Went to tuition. Mich ditched me so it was only Kirk, Stacy, Pei Sze and I. Was damn bored so I started drawing Kirk.

Bryant 'Kirk' Albuquerque

Aged 3

Bryant 'Kirk' Albuquerque

Aged 17, when he wakes up

Don't worry, Kirk doesn't look like that in real life. It's just that he was talking while I was drawing him so it turned out pretty weird. Hehe... I then proceeded to drawing Cikgu Lily because she kept pestering to do my work. It was sooo obvious she wanted me to draw her or she wouldn't pay so much attention to me *wink*. So thought I'll draw her cartoon style on the whiteboard.

Cikgu Lily complete with ring on finger, bracelets and even shoes

I reckon she looked good in here. She claimed I should have given her a hourglass figure instead.

So I guess that was about what I did in tuition. A little bit of work and a lot of drawing. I didn't go to school on Wednesday because something happened (lazy to tell the story). Since I didn't do much at tuition the day before, I thought I'll go again today. Today was Kun, Dex, Steve, Crab and Chiang. When I got there, boy was I wrong. I did LESS work than the day before. With all the opera-ing (refer to Cikgu Lily's Blog for more information on Il Divo and Animal Divo aka Stib and Crab), teaching Chiang to play Canon in D and drawing Kun! Hehe...

Kelvin 'Kun' Chai (note the furry ears *wink*)

I swear if you looked pass the ugly lips and the retarded eyes, it does bear some resemblance to the real Kun.

So to be fair, I let Kun draw me in any form he wanted. Anyway, Crab scared Kun shitless when he went to toilet. Crab was hiding outside waiting for him and Chiang and I were at piano when all of a suddenly we heard a 'WAHH..!' and laughter which was followed with a 'Bastard la you!' and more laughter. Hehe... Kun is scared of Amityville. Hehe...

Me.. err... with a voluptuous figure (?) by Kun

So after tuition, we all went to eat at Sekama. Crab and Dex both drove. Goodness, so Crab drove Dex's manual pick-up and Dex drove Crab's funny Mercedes. Apparently Crab scared the shit out of Kun and Chiang because he's gear shifting wasn't smooth. Hehe... quite funny. So I guess that's about it.

WAIT... I HEARD CIKGU CHARLENE LAI WAS PRAISING BRANDON SIA OPENLY IN CLASS! DEX SAID MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE SO THAT'S WHY SHE DID IT OPENLY SINCE I NEVER MAKE AN EFFORT TO STIFFLE MY LAUGH WHENEVER SHE DOES IT IN FRONT OF ME. Hehe... She even told Kun to bring Brandon with him to the barber so he could get a haircut like Brandon. I also heard she said something about going back to the staffroom and nearly getting a heartattack because of the students but Brandon's name cheered her up. LOL... I cannot wait to laugh at Brandon. Tsk tsk...