Ah Beng Blogs... LOL

Was reading Kenny Sia's blog and found his super duper cool English-Benglish Translator. So I typed my blog address in and the results were hilarious! Check it out here. Read the post about Brandon. It's freaking funny. You'll get things like 'Soon, the cheebye kia will move on to ruling the world. Hehe...' and try reading Cikgu Lily's blog in Ah Beng style. She calls her students chee bye kias and ah bengs. LOL....

POS MALAYSIA BOLEH, MALAYSIA PUN BOLEH

Today, I went to Pos Malaysia's website to check the whereabouts of my registered mail (*in a bimbo-tic bitchy tone* all thanks to technology dahlink) and apparently i keyed in the wrong reference number and I was greeted with this:

YOUR REFERENCE NUMBER IS NOT EXISTED!

You damn right there's a ! at the back of that freaking sentence. Jeez. *in Ah Lian tone* Is no make my sense for me la!!

I was like ?!??!?!?! after I read it. Reference number is not existed? Whh-aa-at? Anyway, let me tell you a little bit about Pos Malaysia (taken from their site).

"The corporatisation Pos Malaysia Berhad on 1st January 1992 is yet another milestone in the successful implementation of the privatisation policy of the Goverment. While the privatisation policy has various objectives, the corporatisation of Pos Malaysia Berhad however, would confine itself to improving the efficiency at all levels and increasing the productivity of services offered for a start.

Further, Pos Malaysia Berhad being an agency that has close contract with all levels of society would also provide better services and among them some new services to the Malaysian public. The transformation of the Postal Services Department to a corporatised entity not only enchances (WTF IS ENCHANCES? I checked Microsoft Word's Thesaurus, Bryant's BBC Dictionary, Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary, Cambridge Dictionary of American English, Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs and Dictionary.com and they don't freaking know what it means either! I found enhances, enchanters... NO ENCHANCES!) for the public, but also places the new company on the threshold of providing excellent service and support structure of achieve (I reckon it should be of achieving? Correct me if I'm wrong people) Vision 2020.

Therefore, Pos Malaysia Berhad will grow rapidly with its potential of dedicated staff and the dynamic leadership of its management. Pos Malaysia Berhad with its various modernisation programmes will be able to meet the current and future needs for postal services.

PS. As a citizen of Malaysia, I feel that Pos Malaysia is fantastic for creating their own new word, enchances, and that the staff and the management should all go to the top of Pejabat Pos Besar, Kuala Lumpur (full address: Jln. Tan Cheng Lock, 50670 Kuala Lumpur), line up and take turns to jump off it. If that doesn't kill them, they should try running back and forth Federal Highway, NPE Highway, NKVE Highway, Kesas Highway, or any other highway there, during peak hours until a trailer or a lorry knocks them down. Malaysia Boleh!"

Jeez... no wonder some people receive other people's mail by accident or never receive their mails. Malaisia inggris veli gud angtil simper inggris kengnok angdersteng (Malaysian English very good until simple English can not understand). Nuts... I now fear whether my registered mail is safe or not.

Haih... and that's what we're suppose to learn in school. Hello... if educated, degree holding adults make simple mistakes like that, what about the kids!? Doom to an eternity of mockery from other countries or unpatriotic citizens like me!?

Damn, they're still telling my me reference number is not existed. I swear on my momma's life I typed it in right for the 985214576th time! Paid damn RM3.50 to send a piece of paper so yea... I expect it to actually reach somewhere. Grr... Pos Malaysia is driving me nuts...

Hrm... should file a complain to Pos Malaysia's Chairman, YBhg Datuk Abdul Majid Bin Haji Hussein, or the CEO, YBhg Dato’ Ikmal Hijaz Hashim about all this. MY MAIL BETTER BE SAFE OR I'LL BRING IT UP TO THE BIG MAN ON TOP, BADAWI. MUAHAHAHA... zzz... I'm tired and cranky. Pos Malaysia pissed me off.

Post Of Fame... BRANDON ;)

Showing you the different sides of Brandon Sia. Not only is he intellectual, he's athletic and at the same time suave and sheer model material to me. Hehe... enjoy.

The school foyer

Brandon can never get enough knowledge. Within minutes of arriving in school, already he has a book clutched in his hand waiting for him to indulge.

In the bus on the way back

See Brandon trying to flash his muscles behind? His pride and joy.

Field Trip to Gunung Gading 2005

Obviously, Brandon's the one in the orange shirt. He was trying to bask in the sun to perfect is manly tan.

Jason Lee's 17th Birthday at Tsui Hua Lau

Brandon's the one in the bright yellow shirt giving his coy yet macho smile that he's famous for

2005 Sports Day, Shotputt Boys B

If I'm not wrong, Brandon got gold for this event. Muscle man carrying two 'big balls'.

2005 Sports Day

Brandon is the first on the far right in the blue shirt

"I'M BRANDON'S CLASSMATE AND PROUD OF IT"

Today's post will be all about Brandon Sia. A bit about this Brandon, he's a student of Lodge School and is currently in Form 5. Brandon was originally a Science student, but moved to the Art's class. He's a school athlete, a prefect and also a straight A student. Anyway, if Brandon was to make his school life into a sitcom, it would definitely be titled 'Everybody Loves Brandon' (Har har... try laugh), and yes, you've guessed right, everybody does loves Brandon (honestly!). Well, as you've read in my previous post, Cikgu Charlene Lai has been praising Brandon like there's no tomorrow, and so has Mdm. *urgh* Voon and today, 9th August 2005, Mr. Gerald Lee Leong Ai was added to the list. The Form 5 had a "pep" talk today and after 50 minutes of repeating himself and boring the hell out of students, he started.

*all of a sudden, in the midst of talking about exam statistics*
GLee: I am very impressed with one of the Form 5 students. *pauses* (everyone looking either at Lionel or Brandon). He was from the Science side (everyone starts laughing because they know who it is), and moved to the Art side (by then, everyone starts laughing and ooo-ing). Brandon nearly got all A1s for his subjects (more laughing and ooo-ing) and if he can do it all you of you can also! (a mixture of laughter and clapping generates) The teachers told me, when Brandon was in Junior School, he was a rascal! Now, he is a well respected prefect! (the ooo-ing gets louder) Congratulations Brandon!

By the end of this, Brandon was all red and shy and couldn't stop smiling. I swear that really made his day. He was so cranky and bitchy in the morning and after that incident, he couldn't stop smiling and nothing could ruin his day. Not even the damn hot weather! Haha... so after that, the whole class started mocking him and suggesting things like t-shirts saying "I'M BRANDON'S CLASSMATE AND PROUD OF IT", or "I'M BRANDON'S TEACHER AND I'M LOVING IT", or "I KNOW BRANDON SIA" and even wanted to make a big cardboard cut out of him and charge other people about RM2 to have their pictures taken with it. Hehe...

A little something for the students. Simple and yet it gets your message across loud and clear! Simplicity meets direct.

Round neck T-Shirt S, M, L, XL (RM50)

'I'm Brandon's classmate and I'm proud of it' (font and font colour can be changed)

Something the teacher's can way. Neat and approved by the Ministry Of Education. Just because you're old doesn't mean you can't be cool anymore.

Short sleeved wool sweater S, M, L, XL, XXL (RM85)

'Brandon is my no.1 student and he makes me proud!!!' (font and font colour can be changed)

Not his classmate nor his teacher? No worries, at least you do know him right?

Round neck T-Shirt S, M, L, XL (RM50)

'I know Brandon Sia' (font and font colour can be changed)

I can already hear money rolling in. A new line will come out soon too! Look forward to new quotes, different styles of shirts and even a new line of bags and caps! Haha... getting a bit out of hand. Anyway, back to Brandon, soon enough, the school has confidence in him to get numerous awards like the Chairman's Awards from to school which he will then work his way to getting the Pulitzer Award, Oscar etc etc. But honestly, I'm really proud of him. He deserved it all ;)

Soon, he will move on to ruling the world. Hehe...

Birthdays Birthdays Birthdays

Goodness, did I tell you how much August costs every year? LOL... joking joking. Anyway, as you know, this weekend everyone seems to be celebrating their birthdays! Lets start one by one.

GKho's birthday was celebrated on 5th August which was on Friday. So we all went to Oregano (at Travillion, behind Prudential) for dinner. The menu, chicken or fish. Anyway, got there around 7ish and apparently, a lot of people were late (grr.. you know who you are!) so the food was delayed. Haven't really explored the place properly so Brandon, GLiew and I started walking around and we thought we'll just pop into The Rock Shop. As most of you should know, The Rock Shop is a really well known boutique and their main, or should I say most frequented (?), outlet is at Kuching Plaza. Specializing in Ah Beng and Ah Lian apparel. So anyway, went in and the owner, Alan, started enlightening us about the line of jeans he carries, Lavine Jeans, is his own (his sister's name is Lavine) and he has a factory that makes them in Guang Zhou (I was pretty impressed). Lavine Jeans is also quite well known in Kuching as it is decent priced (ranging from RM75 to about RM90) and quality, and I have to admit, most of their guys jeans are quite nice. So he was just telling us all this when all of a sudden he said to me and Brandon in Hokkien, "Both of your jeans colour is so 6 years ago! If you were this back then it would be considered fashionable but now, its out of style la." So Brandon and I were like thinking "wtf?!?!" but both found it quite funny at the same time. A total stranger coming up to you and telling you your jeans are out of style. Apparently, GLiew won because the colour of his jeans were only so 1 and a half years ago. Anyway, I reckon I might go back there again. Guys, if you're looking for decent priced jeans, I recommend The Rock Shop. Try your best to ignore all the Ah Beng accesories around you and you'll be just fine! So slightly bedazzled (LOL), we went back to Oregano. At last the food came. Was kind of disappointed at the food ler. Thank God I didn't order the chicken. It tasted so...... normal. Nothing to hoo haa over. But the fish was quite interesting. The sauce was some tangy, creamy substance and at least it was slightly different. So by then, everyone started arriving. So before the desserts, all the guys (think of the basketball team and some from here and there) and I were talking and suddenly someone said the word park. Then Kun being the retard he is said Parkson. The Sime suddenly said car park, and I said parking. Kun again said Parker pen followed by Peter Parker and Parkinson. By then, it was already a full blown game between the three of us and it started getting ridiculous with words like parktoh, bola separk, parkpoh (suppose to be bakpoh), lepark. We soon felt it was really dumb so we stopped. The chocolate pudding thing arrived and it was quite alright. GKho's Neopolitan cake was nice. Hehe.. most of us had at least 2 helpings. So by then everyone left and Brandon, Sime, Jack, Jason, Andrew, Lik, Kun and I were the last few. Couldn't make up our minds so we walked around to check out what shops there were. Ended up lepark-ing (pardon the pun) around there and talking. So Sime finally sent me to town and I guess they all went to Lik's house to play.

Fast forward to the 6th which is Saturday. Hehe... Today Deanne and Lik celebrated their birthday at Deanne's house. So at a little pass 6, Jack picked me up and we went to her house. BRANDON SIA IS A DAMN KIASU. He brought his Econs book to a birthday party! Loser :P The party was quite fun. The food was from Rock Road Seafood and the prawns were the best ler. So anyway, I discovered I'm related to Deanne! After all this years of being friends only now then I knew. Was flipping through her photo albums when I came across a picture of these 3 girls which I knew were my second cousins. Then I saw another which was taken with Deanne, her sister and a few of their cousins which I recognized. So I asked Deanne how was she related to them and apparently they're her second cousins too! I don't know which side la, but for me, they're related to me through my dad's side. The world officially grew smaller. So during dinner, Ian and I had our food and we thought we'll be smart and sit on the swing! But it was so dark we could barely see what we were eating! Then we finally emerged from the dark to get more food and apparently, we missed out a few bits of food here and there. Hehe... after our second helping, we became more civilised and sat at the table with Lik's mum. Grodon, Ian, Lik and I started exchanging cheap jokes and we were laughing so much Lik's mum was so worried we'll choke. Oh yea, I played Prince Of Tennis (?) for the first time. Teamed up wif Chiang and he kept tiu-ing me when I missed a shot. So boh hau siaw wan la this game. Think along the lines of Shaolin Soccer but this time, it's tennis with super power. I had no idea why the guys loved it. So after I lost the second time, went downstairs to mingle mingle mingle with people. Brandon merajuked because I hid his Econs book. So the cake cutting was a havoc. Hehe... everyone was shouting for everyone and it was so hot because there was so many people. Took lots of group pictures. Felt like it was some paparazzi ambush. Four five camera flashes going off simutaneously. Then chun chun Rodney and Clarence arrived. So we sang Happy Birthday (like... 5 times) and when the we reached the line "Happy Birthday to...", everyone tried cramping "Rodney, Lik Hui, Deanne, Clarence" into it. Try it try it. Sing the Happy Birthday song and when you reach that line sing "Happy Birthday to Rodney, Lik Hui, Deanne, Clarence" and make sure you sing the names in one breath. Funny la. After cutting the cakes, Deanne took a personal picture with Grodon (they're so sweet together la) and we forced Lik Hui to take a picture with Phey Feng. She's really sporting hor. Fun leh people like that. Lik Hui was so red. But I guess he finally got his Birthday wish *wink*. So I left not long after the cake cutting. Overall, it was fun. By next year I don't think we'll be able to do anything like this again.

I don't have pictures because my camera is in ICU but I'll try get them from others and post a few memorable ones up. Hehe.. Happy Birthday to all of you ler and hope you guys had fun!

What else is new?

Brandon has just started complaining that I never update my blog. Hehe... Anyway, these few days have been quite uneventful. Oh yea, the day before yesterday, I finally went to see GLee about my report card. So as I was sitting there, he started going on about how my results weren't good and that I could do better and stuff like that. So he was like "You are from the Science side so you should do much better!". So I just sat there and started nodding my head. At the same time, I was wondering whether he would bring Brandon up, and before I completed my thought, he went "Brandon is also from the Science side and look at his results! Almost A1 for everything. You can be like that too, the only thing is that you are lazy! Look at Brandon, he's so hardworking!". Couldn't help myself but start smiling. So it was true after all, GLee loved Brandon. Anyway, TODAY GLee did it again and Brandon seems very eager for me to blog about it. Anyway, Brandon and I were sitting at the foyer waiting for Kun they all when GLee approached us. First thing he said "Congratulations Brandon. You beat the Science siders by getting a prize!", so I couldn't help but grin away and trying my best not to giggle. He then turned to me and asked me "What are you laughing at? You should be like him, work harder." something like that and turn and walked away. Damn Brandon.

In Perdagangan class, went to the lab because the weather was just ridiculously hot! Everyone was finishing their case study and doing the exercises at the back. So I was sitting with Cikgu while she was marking some papers. There were people sleeping, doing their work, talking and some roaming around (like GLiew, who claims to be Invisible Girl from Fantastic Four [?]). Something funny happened. Cikgu was marking Grodon's paper (horrible handwriting) and was complaining that Grodon's beats around the bush and likes to wander around before reaching his destination too much in his essays or in another words, he will berputar belit and go round and round before going to the point. So Cikgu was like "Gordon ah, why you like to go round and round and makan angin so much in your esssay, should go straight to the point. Not go around and catch butterflies." something like that like. I know she said something about roaming around catching butterflies. So a picture popped into my mind:

Grodon catching butterflies (?)

That morning, we had assembly too. As usual, boring boring boring. GLee was talking about someone somewhere was thinking about building a home for the agents (suppose to be aged but he pronounced ey-jed which sounded like agent). Got me confused for a while and he was going on about caring for them, giving them a comfortable environment, people to take care of them and stuff like that. I was like what the? and it hit me he was talking about home for the AGED.

Mountain View- Home for the Agents

Does your Agents require assisted care?

Should let GLee experience Lodge School's English teachers. Ask Mdm *urgh* Voon, Mrs Chan, Miss Chin and Chung etc etc to get together and teach him how to pronounce all his pronunciation so he won't risk getting mocked by students like me. I reckon he's a retard. I don't like him and never will.

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY TO ANGELINA "GUNDUKIA/SUKUKIA/NGONG/CHIA CHIA" LIM (3RD AUGUST)!!!

Angelina "Gundukia" Lim

Taken at Santubong resort quite early in the morning. She's crazy, she just plopped down right in the middle on the stairs and started sionging us.

I've known this girl for donkey years! Seen her evolved into what she is now (not much progress if you asked me *wink*. Hehe... Angie's always been attractive, like how shit attracts flies, flowers attract bees etc etc you get the picture. She's also really patient! Only Angelina will be sweet enough to wake up and pretend to listen to me when I call her at 3 in the morning when I can't sleep. I really do appreciate it! Hehe... Anyway, great to know you're doing great in Russia and I really hope to see you soon! Happy Birthday!!

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY TO JANE "YING" LAU (1ST AUGUST)!!!!

Miss Jane Lau Yin Ying

I remember this picture! Haha... it was taken on Riverside's hotel bed during 2003 New Year. Eh.. remember Angie and I smuggled buns and sausages for you and Manda in the morning?

What can I say about this girl... I only got to know her properly some time in Form 2 if I'm not wrong and from then on she was my partner in crime during tuitions. Hehe... After Raymond Ho, we'll go to Red Tea and tapau, after Mrs. Wong, sometimes we'll go eat gubak mee. Then, there was Yellow House. She was our number one girl athlete, whether it's jumping or running, sure she sapu. Then there was basketball also. Remember you go scold that Alison girl? Damn mean la you. Well, now she's in Melbourne! So yea... you better be back soon. Anyway, a great Happy Birthday to you and great to see that you had some company there. Hehe... I bet your cake from Yon and Ktay was from Crown Bakery. That's where Yon and I rendezvous the last time I was there. Hehe... So yea... *hugs* a great year ahead for you.

M.I.A.

I have been missing in action these few days. Just getting plain lazy to blog. Well, I guess luck isn't on my side. Had funky stomach on Monday and didn't go to school. Didn't want to risk having to bomb the school toilet. So after school, Mich called me and said Brandon wanted to go McDonalds for dinner so that night the three of us went and met up wif Jason Lim. Couldn't take it so had a McFlurry! Should have listened to Brandon and skip it but oh well. So today, it got even worst! Couldn't sleep at all this morning (sucks), so followed my brother and my nanny to Kenyalang to WATCH them eat Laksa. Haih... felt so sad. Something interesting happened at Kenyalang. There was this middle aged man sitting about 2 tables behind us and apparently he has an imaginary friend! He kept talking to the air next to him but the weird part is that he was acting like as if there really was somebody there. If my view of him wasn't clear, I would have thought there was someone sitting with him. He kept offering his "friend" his food and was so engrossed in the conversation. So I nudged my brother and he whacked me in the head and told me to stop staring. Jeez... I just wanted him to take a look only. So the man finally got up and walked away still talking to his "friend". Cool ey? Couldn't take any pictures nor videos because some old man was facing directly at me so there wasn't any way for me to do it discreetly.

I did something very bitchy to Mich just now. She told me she didn't want to go to tuition because she wanted to sleep so I called her brother to inform him and proceeded on to calling her mum. I pretended I couldn't get through Mich's phone and she asked me what was up so I told her I wanted to know how Mich was going to tuition later. So apparently, Mich's sweet dreams were interrupted when her mum called her to ask her how she was going to tuition. Hehe.. felt bad in the end so I bought Mich her bubble green from Red Tea Road.

Oh yea, KUN FINALLY SHAVED HIS MOUSTACHE OFF!!!

BEFORE

Kun aka Hairy Ah Pek

AFTER

Kun aka Hensum Boy

He looks so much cleaner now!! Oh yea... I saw this picture on the white board in tuition and apparently it's been there for a while now. Can someone please enlighten me and tell me what it is. I can't seem to figure it out.

Foreign picture

If you asked me, I would think its a taugeh!

picture has not been altered in anyway. that's what you see on the board.

Anyway, that's the most interesting thing I can come up with. Until next time...

I'm BacKkK

LOL... I realised I haven't been blogging for a freaking long time! Anyway, what happened this few days ah? Oh yea... English Oral. I think I'm going to fail it. Hehe... I only found what I was going to talk about like... 5 minutes before it was my turn. I just flipped the newspaper and picked a topic and the only article I managed to find was something to do with depression in Hong Kong. So in I went and started telling the examiners about it and I guess it was a little too short because they started asking me questions.

Examiner: So have you ever been to Hong Kong?

Me: (Thinking: Never in my whole entire life.) Oh yes, some time last year. It's a very interesting place.

Examiner: When you were there, did you hear of or see any suicide cases?

Me: (Thinking: How would I know, I've never been there.) Well, lets just say, if you were to flip
through the Chinese newspapers, you would find that it happens about once every 3 days.

Examiner: *looking very surprised and obviously didn't have a clue about that situation in Hong Kong either* Oh is it? That's pretty bad.

Me: (Thinking: Is it?) Yea, but the government is starting to acknowledge depression as a growing problem that will affect the growth of the country if it is not taken care of. (Thinking: What the hell am I talking about?)

Examiner: *looking very impressed* Interesting... Well, thank you very much you may go now.

Me: (Thinking: Thank God!) Thank you very much.

That's about it. I swear I didn't know what I was talking about either. Hehe... Well, the group presentation went pretty fine. We were talking about 'Choosing a Pet (?)'. Went home at lunch (cost me 5 demerit points but oh well) and instead of sleeping, which I wanted to, I ended up watching Madagascar again (thanks to Kaobin and Brandon). Hilarious I tell you. Especially the lemurs. Damn smart aleck. Hehe... Oh oh oh... I got a new wireless keyboard and mouse! Well, more of my brother got me a new wireless keyboard and mouse. I didn't think it was practical at all but oh well, never bite the hands that feed you.

The keyboard

Look, no wires!

The receiver and the mouse

Apparently, when the mouse or keyboard is in use, the light on the receiver keeps blinking. So annoying. If you stared at it long enough, you'll probably get an epileptic fit.

Fast forward to Tuesday, can't think of anything to say. Went to tuition. Mich ditched me so it was only Kirk, Stacy, Pei Sze and I. Was damn bored so I started drawing Kirk.

Bryant 'Kirk' Albuquerque

Aged 3

Bryant 'Kirk' Albuquerque

Aged 17, when he wakes up

Don't worry, Kirk doesn't look like that in real life. It's just that he was talking while I was drawing him so it turned out pretty weird. Hehe... I then proceeded to drawing Cikgu Lily because she kept pestering to do my work. It was sooo obvious she wanted me to draw her or she wouldn't pay so much attention to me *wink*. So thought I'll draw her cartoon style on the whiteboard.

Cikgu Lily complete with ring on finger, bracelets and even shoes

I reckon she looked good in here. She claimed I should have given her a hourglass figure instead.

So I guess that was about what I did in tuition. A little bit of work and a lot of drawing. I didn't go to school on Wednesday because something happened (lazy to tell the story). Since I didn't do much at tuition the day before, I thought I'll go again today. Today was Kun, Dex, Steve, Crab and Chiang. When I got there, boy was I wrong. I did LESS work than the day before. With all the opera-ing (refer to Cikgu Lily's Blog for more information on Il Divo and Animal Divo aka Stib and Crab), teaching Chiang to play Canon in D and drawing Kun! Hehe...

Kelvin 'Kun' Chai (note the furry ears *wink*)

I swear if you looked pass the ugly lips and the retarded eyes, it does bear some resemblance to the real Kun.

So to be fair, I let Kun draw me in any form he wanted. Anyway, Crab scared Kun shitless when he went to toilet. Crab was hiding outside waiting for him and Chiang and I were at piano when all of a suddenly we heard a 'WAHH..!' and laughter which was followed with a 'Bastard la you!' and more laughter. Hehe... Kun is scared of Amityville. Hehe...

Me.. err... with a voluptuous figure (?) by Kun

So after tuition, we all went to eat at Sekama. Crab and Dex both drove. Goodness, so Crab drove Dex's manual pick-up and Dex drove Crab's funny Mercedes. Apparently Crab scared the shit out of Kun and Chiang because he's gear shifting wasn't smooth. Hehe... quite funny. So I guess that's about it.

WAIT... I HEARD CIKGU CHARLENE LAI WAS PRAISING BRANDON SIA OPENLY IN CLASS! DEX SAID MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE SO THAT'S WHY SHE DID IT OPENLY SINCE I NEVER MAKE AN EFFORT TO STIFFLE MY LAUGH WHENEVER SHE DOES IT IN FRONT OF ME. Hehe... She even told Kun to bring Brandon with him to the barber so he could get a haircut like Brandon. I also heard she said something about going back to the staffroom and nearly getting a heartattack because of the students but Brandon's name cheered her up. LOL... I cannot wait to laugh at Brandon. Tsk tsk...

Ahh... Anger Has Subsided :))

Ah... shyt... I just realised English Oral is tomorrow. Haih... can't think of a decent topic to talk about tomorrow. Boring ler talk about drugs, smoking, bullying etc etc. The examiners probably heard so much of these topics they can guess what the students are going to say next. Anyway, Mock is in less than 2 months and SPM itself is in about 4 months time. Cool ey? Can't wait for it to be over as soon as possible. Before you know it, we'll be known as EX-Lodgians. Hehe...

I'm not angry anymore. Hehe... LOL... Anyway, nothing's been going on this weekend. My bro's back though, so the house is going to be slightly noisier now. Filled with the sound of mindless arguments.

Waiting for CSI Sunday. 9 to 12 CSI all the way. Watching Discovery Travel & Living now, Globetrekker: London! Hehe... Always loved British cultural. As a bonus, they seem to have a lot of yummy men too (refer to RWMF 2005 Is Over...! Failed BM Oral.. Hehe... Mdm Fucking Voon is a Fucking Bitch. ). Joking ler... Hehe... a balance of historical cultural eg. Tower of London, Buttkingham Palace, River Thames, Westend etc etc and British lifestyle eg. FoOoTBaAaLLL Manchester, Liverpool, Arsenal, Middlesbrough, you name it they have it, Double-decker buses, Harrods!, Ministry of Sound, the tube, the Queen, not forgetting Prince William and Harry nor Prince Charles and Camelia and the list goes on!! A must not miss experience. Whether through a holiday or to study. But no matter how much other countries have to offer, Kuching still tops the list. There's no where like home.

Blah... Suck Shit... Uneventful To The Max!

Today wasn't really happening. Quite slow if you asked me. Anyway, I realised our school librarian is very easy to distract. As long as you strike up stupid, funny and interesting conversations with her, she'll let you stay in the library. Hehe... will work better if there are other teachers who are regulars in the library. Anyway, Cikgu Lily was annoyed during Econs class. Guess who I caught sleeping, BRANDON. I bet he'll say he wasn't bla bla bla... But I have proof. I also wonder how he was able to sleep in that position.

Brandon "The Great One" Sia and Dexter sleeping in the background

Jeng jeng jeng... Sleeping in the lab during Econs class... both caught in the act.

So nothing worth knowing happened at all. Oh yea... I made a deal with Mr. Linus. I told him if I see a change in his wardrobe, I'll promise a change in our attitude towards Maths. Maths sucks. Wonder if he would... LOL... hope he doesn't end up looking like a clown.

Anyway, went to this new place called Next Station Cafe, opposite Petanak, and has a live band which sings mostly chinese songs. It's a corner shop. Not that bad. But it's more of a place where Chinese Chinese people go too. The kind of people where their first language is Chinese and they are in love with bands like S.H.E, F4, Jay Chou etc etc, and cute cute things like Mashimaro etc etc. But if you look pass all these, it's actually a nice place. Mamak style, where they put tables and chairs outside on the parking spaces.

The live band. Sorry Beng, I'm not taking picture of you don't prasan.

The front of the shop... Note all the Chinese Chinese people and the Chinese newspaper clippings. Mostly very Beng Beng or Lian Lian people la.

The menu. Very The Colours style ler. Price ranging from about RM3 to RM5 for drinks and food starts around RM3.50 up to RM15!

The food is nothing to hoo hah about. Mostly things like something with rice or fried mee/beehoon/kuehtiaw. But the Belacan Fried Beehoon looked quite nice. They also have snacks like chicken wings, spring rolls and even sotongs. Oh well, we were all just there to kill time only. Apparently, the guy who opened the place is a friend of my friend. Hehe... So we were all just mucking around. Taj started doing stupid things like balancing bottles and ice on his freshly shaved head!

Sami (vellu) Tajangjingjang

Trying so hard to balance it. He even got up and attempted to walk with it.

Oh yea.. I learned a new word from Vicky. She was trying to explain to me what "punk oi oi™" was. Apparently, they are the kind of people who have funky hairstyles like Mohawks, names shaven on their head etc etc. and they always wear the really tight straight cut jeans paired up with a pair of marching boots and chain dangling from their pants. So Taj looks like one of the punk oi oi™s ever since he cut his hair.

Punk Taj

Serious punk oi oi™

Punk Taj again

Sampah masyarakat punk oi oi™

So that's basically my night. Doing unintelligent things and putting them on my blog. Hehe... To those who think Punk Taj or Sami (Vellu) Tajangjingjang is good looking, too bad. Taken already. No, not by me. Give me I also don't want, jk ler Taj. But yea... he's not single nor available (taken by the ever so lovely cousin of mine, Vicky) so move along ladies. Nothing to see here. Hehe... Taj, you owe me money now. I just gave you free publicity. Oh yea... Vicky, you too. Hehe... I said nice things about you ;)

*Sigh*...

I really don't know what you want me to do... I really don't want to stay angry at you, but there's nothing much I can do if you won't let me do anything. I was so hoping to settle everything tonight, but after what you said, I felt it was better I cool down first. Now, I don't even want to talk to you at all anymore. But seriously, every minute I spend angry at you hurts me. Last night, I thought of burying the hatchet and called you to show that I do care, and what do I get? Your nonchalant attitude. I guess Edward Scissorfuckinghands is more important than anything else at that moment. I'm so tired... tired of being angry at you, tired of not knowing how your day was, tired of not hearing from you in the afternoons, tired of hurting myself, tired of being tired. I'm missing you so much at the same time... if you won't be there for me, who else will? Who else will...? I never learn do I... never learn to let go to avoid all these.

Back To School... So Much Excitement In One Day... Too Much To Handle!

Well, today I finally went to school after missing in action for 2 days. Found the chocolates Alex Ung bought for me. When Mich told me about it, I was wondering since when was he say nice, and I found out he bought them because they were 90% fat free!

Cadbury Pinky 90% FAT FREE (Marshmallow and Caramel covered in DAIRY MILK Milk Chocolate)

Taste pretty good if you ask me... Hehe... Thanks anyway Alex!

So anyway, today, 14th July, we all got our jabs for measles! Kempen Imunisasi Campak Kebangsaan (KICK) 2005 which is under Kemeterian Kesihatan Malaysia. Whoever tells you that injections don't hurt are LIARS! Doesn't hurt my ass :P To make things worst, the teachers were busy snapping pictures like as if we were having a party or something! Oh well, probably its just me seeing that my last injection was when I was in Primary 1 (no, I don't have my BCG from Primary 6 nor Rubella shot yet)! I swear if I was to stop laughing, I would have cried. Scared shitless when the nurse started rubbing my arm and when the needle went in and she pushed the medication in, I wanted to grab her head and bite it! What more to say when the needle came out... *sigh* traumatized for life. But it was funny to see Brandon and Chiang get it too. Kesian Brandon was first on the list again. He was really quite nervous. Chiang was making funny faces! Anyway, after the shot, we all went to scare the 5B students. Apparently, Jason Lim and Lik Hui were scared shitless too! Kept hiding behind the sinks even before it was their turn. When we were all in class, everyone started saying they were drowsy, arms were numb and their arms hurt. But it did feel a little funny the whole day. Like its numb and sore but still alright. Funny.

L-R Dexter and Kaobin

So funny... the nurses were already so intimidating with their prim and proper uniform and they arranged all the syringes in a row again... Haiyo... see that crazy woman taking pictures in the background? I told you they thought it was some party.

The jabs made everyone crazy! After assembly, we had BM so Cikgu Tan was busy calculating marks for the papers. We were just sitting around and GLiew was playing with his liquid. Apparently there was a hole so he squirt some onto his table by accident. So Steve and I started to call Brandon over saying we wanted to compare fingernails. So Steve took his hand and put it above the liquid on the table and suddenly pushed his palm onto it! But Brandon was quite quick so he lift his hand before Steve could continue rubbing. So Steve tried it on Jillian again. The worst part was, she didn't even know what was going on and Steve was rubbing her palm all over it! When she finally realised, her palm was all white!

Jillian's palm covered with liquid

GLiew's table with the liquid that was smudged by Jillian

So Jillian was a victim of a really retarded plan. So the guys were thinking bout pranking her again tomorrow to give her time to forget about it, but this time they wanted to use chilli sauce (go figure). So Steve and GLiew took a blue highlighter and started to dab all over the liquid stain, and next thing I know, Jillian's hand was covered in blue highlighter! All in a matter of less than 10 minutes! I don't even know how it happened! My goodness, and there they were talking out loud about pranking her tomorrow and she managed to fall for it again less than 10 minutes after the first time.

Jillian's palm covered with blue highlighter

The table covered with blue highlighter

I have no idea how the hell she managed to get con twice in 10 minutes! She seriously never fails to amaze me. Did I tell you Brandon's a bomb? I don't know why but today he's soooooo nice! Hehe... the world would be a safer and happier place if he was like this everyday. LOL... I think the jab toned him down. LOL...

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Please excuse the profanities... In times of anger, it's the best outlet... If reading the word "fucking" or "fuck" over and over again isn't your cup of tea, please avoid reading this entry then. Thanks. Seriously, this entry consists of excessive amount of swearing. Every damn sentence I tell you... Read at your own risk.




I'm very fucking angry... So fucking angry to the fucking extend I feel fucking disappointed. If that's what you fucking think I'm all about fine... Go ahead. See if I really give a fuck. You might fucking expect me to know you really fucking well, but ask your fucking self. How fucking well do you even fucking know me? Just fucking forget everything. You know so fucking much about feeling fucking hurt... I guess, to you that's something I never fucking feel right? Sophia's forever fucking happy, I don't think she fucking understands what feeling fucking hurt is all about... Well FUCK you. I'm fucking human too, the only fucking difference, I don't show much fucking emotion. It's always me fucking hurting you, me not being fucking considerate bla bla bla... Have you ever fucking thought about whether you've fucking hurt me before? Just that I don't fucking say anythin? *sigh* Just fucking forget everything. I don't want to be fucking angry at you... you know I hate being angry at you, it actually does hurt me more...... Just want you to know, I never expected to hear those kind of comments from you... Especially to someone else. Forget it... Fucking forget everything. It hurts so much to know... I don't want to be angry...







And, even after my warning to you about excessive profanities, if you're thinking to yourself, "Wah, so rude" or "Tsk tsk tsk, kids nowadays" or "No manners" or "Barbaric" or "Boh Kuan" or "Boh Ka Si" or anything along those lines:




FUCK YOU... DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND PLAIN ENGLISH THAT EXPLAINS TO YOU THAT THIS ENTRY CONSISTS OF EXCESSIVE SWEARING? RETARD.

Some Pictures...

Miss Malaysia/World/BMW 2050- Jilin

Damn nice X3 parked right in front of Lagoon lobby. People kept looking at the both of us like we were crazy because I kept making her pose and even wanted her to lie over the bonet. Hehe... Damn nice car.

Top Macha

Middle Jilin, Me, Mich

Bottom Jason, Eric: My 5ft 8 stranger (according to Cikgu Lily)

Bored waiting for the damn shuttle.. Hehe.. Kuching people are lazy.

During the finale on 10th July

It was one hell of a crowd man... Bit too blur.

The crowd

Finale

The end...

2006... here we come... :)

RWMF 2005 Is Over...! Failed BM Oral.. Hehe... Mdm Fucking Voon is a Fucking Bitch.

Oral sucked. Hehe... wasn't prepared, was half asleep and the damn librarian was damn naggy and annoying (or probably I barely had enough sleep and was being a bitch). Mdm Voon on the other hand had her panties up in a bunch! What a damn bitch. Couldn't stand her so answered back (something I try not to do, especially towards older people). She probably going to announce to CNN/SRNN (Staff Room News Network: Live update every 40 minutes/1 period) that I'm rude/bo kah si/undisciplined etc etc. But thankfully she pissed me off a little later in the morning. If it was earlier, I would have just, out of exasperation, asked her to (exact words) "shut the fuck up and keep her fucking trap close". Thus, earning me a one way ticket to Mr. GLee's office and a phone call to my mum. I swear I'll fucking kill her one day.

Ah... RWMF is finally over. Had a blast! It wasn't as fantastic as last years one but it was quite good. There were a few bands that were great, namely the Columbians, Australians, Americans and the South Africans. Great music to dance too! Apparently, more than half of Kuching was there too. Met a hell lot of people. My Damai room neighbour was GLiew and I didn't even know until Saturday afternoon. Hehe... I was worried I was going to wake my neighbour up but oh well, found out it was only him so I don't think he got proper sleep the next few nights. Hehe...

Anyway, it'll be a little to long to recap my trip so I'll probably just post up a few pictures I took with my phone (my digicam is DEAD and I haven't gotten the pictures from my friends cameras yet). Had lots of fun but was a little troublesome travelling back and forth Lagoon and Beach because Vicky they all have a room in Lagoon and I had a room in Beach.

During the shows, it was really packed with really really hot angmohs! Both males and females. Wow... most of them really look yummy! On the 2nd night, Jilin and I met 2 sexy English men (big thank you to Niel for "chatting them up" for us). One was drunk and their accent was really sexy. Jilin being the hiaw mo she always is, jk, was literally salivating over them! But oh well, at the end of the night, we saw one of them whisking a girl off. Hehe... nice to see only ler. Not really the kind to bring home if you know what I mean *wink wink*. Oh yea, Cikgu Lily, my 5ft 8 stranger (which is my very very good friend Eric by the way *rolls eyes at Cikgu*) is N-O-T-H-I-N-G compared to the 2 angmohs. Hehe...

Got to meet up with my KL friends which I met last RWMF. Not all of them came down. They are one crazy crowd I tell you. So much fun with them around. They are great people. They party really really hard and are really sporting. Also got to knew quite a few more friends friends. You get the picture.

I realised something about this music festival. Majority of the patrons all have one thing on their minds. To get drunk/wasted/high/tipsy and dance the night away. Majority of this majority even hope to score a one night stand with the other sex in hopes they find someone from a different race. Oh well, all I do is scan for hotties and like what people always say in Hokkien, 'wash eyes until gold gold' (translate as directly as possible).

Overall, it was great (I don't know how many times I've said great). Can't wait for next years. Great music, great company, great "scenery"... what more could anyone ask for?

RWMF 2005!!!

Haha... a little to early for that topic ey? Oh well... Can't wait for tomorrow. Last paper and going up to Damai! Just when we all thought we could actually stay all 3 nights, SPM Oral has to piss us off again. Oh well, lets just hope no one gets sick or loses their voice ;)

These two days has been all about exams exams exams. Something funny happened yesterday. Before Maths I, we had a 30 minute break. So the last 10 minutes, I was in 5C with Ian, Erich, Rusydie and Billy if I'm not wrong. They were playing cards on top of Gabriel Chan's potrait! Hehe... Anyway, one of them thought it looked like those funeral pictures so Rusydie put his hood over his head and held the picture. The rest of us walked behind him in a single file and pretended to be sad. When we reached upstairs, everyone started laughing and Gabriel started to charge towards us. To avoid Gabriel from taking it, people started passing the picture around the crowded corridor and next thing we knew it was inside the library. So GLiew passed it to me and I rested it against the glass window but I didn't know he was still inside so everyone was laughing and he came in and took it down. He looked pretty ticked off at us. Anyway, Ian sits behind him during exam so I was told when Gabriel put his framed picture on the floor, Ian crawled under his table to take it again. Hehe... Naughty naughty naughty boy!

Brandon's becoming more and more cranky by the day. Ish... just like an old man. Will post some stuff up later. I'm lazy to continue :)

Interesting...

Today had EST and Moral. Don't know how my Moral's going to end up. Anyway, after school, I went to Siang Siang Tabuan Jaya to have lunch with my mum and her friend. So were sitting by the side and just looking around after I finished eating and my mum was busy talking to her friend. Anyway, suddenly, I saw 2 "girls" with their backs facing me. They were dressed up really stylo mylo and they both had long hair. Anyway, I didn't think anything was wrong except the fact that they were freaking TALL!! I swear they were at least 6 ft. So there I was thinking to myself, those are hell tall chicks man. They had quite nice body and stuff so yea. Then all of a sudden, one of them turned to go order food and I got the fucking shock of my life! SHE WAS ACTUALLY A HE!!! Nuts, one was wearing this really low-cut V neckline and my Lord, it was as flat as the airport runway! If you saw them from the back, you wouldn't have thought anything was wrong because their arms were really small and their figures was really slim and the way they eat so dainty! But once they turn, myy goodneesss. They were wearing those tight pants with their shiny Ah Lian belts (like the ones Diana has) and I couldn't find their *aherm* bulge *aherm*. Apparently, my mum's friend knows one of them and her/his name is James. Interesting.

I swear they look like girls from the back!!! Really tall girls.

Yes I took a picture of them too. Rude in a way, but couldn't help it. Sorryyy...!

I don't have anything against lesbians, gays, bisexuals, cross dressers, fruitcakes, faggots, carpet munchers etc. etc. I actually have a gay friend and he's really fun. It's just the irony of how they look in comparison to an actual girl that shocked me. I swear they had a nicer figure than a lot of REAL GIRL GIRLS. I respect peoples choice to be what they want to be. If you think you like sticks to holes, go ahead, nuts to breast, go ahead. It's your choice and some people are happier that way. It's no use succumbing to the pressure of society and not be happy for the rest of your life. In this century, people are being more open about sexuality so yea. Go ahead. Being gay is not a crime. Gay people are human too.

Anyway, went home after all that excitement and was discussing with my mum about people who are trapped in the wrong body and stuff. She has a lesbian friend too and she's cool. Oh well... Took a bath and started studying Science. *sigh* I have no Form 4 notes whatsoever, so if majority of the paper is from Form 4, I'm dead... AGAIN. Hehe... Anyway, it started raining like a bitch and it looked quite cool so I had to take a picture of it. Yes I know. I'm addicted to taking random photos.

My neighbourhood when it was raining this afternoon.

Check out my neighbours tree. It looked like it was going to topple over.

Your typical random picture :)

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Pulsating heart... Cool ey ;)